Enquiring Cats Want To Know: Milk Spill Exclusive

Minneapolis, MN
Associated Cat Press

News of a tsunami-sized milk spill has been flooding the blogosphere. Initial reports indicate a golden-eyed, orange cat, answering to the name 'Waffles' is allegedly behind the catastrophic spill that took place at a Minneapolis townhome, Sunday, August 11.

Eyewitness Cat Katie, describes the events immediately preceding the spill:

"It was just an ordinary Sunday morning. Glogirly was eating her raisin bran in the living room and Waffles was sniffing my, well, you know. Waffles was all 'Meow, play with me, meow' in her face, so she set her still half-full cereal bowl down on the end table and got out the wand toy."

Waffles Behavior "Out of Control"

As Glogirly tried  to untangle the wand toy, Katie witnessed what can only be described as extremely erratic and alarming behavior.

"Waffles was out of control. Before Glogirly could free the toy from it's snarled mess, he was attacking her. 

Flailing his arms, bunny kicking and taking names. 

When she finally freed the toy, Waffles went for it. He was jumping like a gymnast and flipping like a fish. Back and forth, flip and flop...he was banking off the walls and skidding on the floors.

It was a real brou ha ha."

The Mother of All Jumps

And then it happened. According to Katie, Waffles flew six feet into the air, projectiling across the room and coming down with a full 180 degree twist right into the cereal bowl. You can't make this stuff up.

Sources indicate HBO words were exchanged as Glogirly & Gloman cleaned up the mess from the walls, floor, rug, sofa, chair, tables, lamps and Waffles himself.

Waffles' spokesperson has hinted the orange kitten is in talks with the American Dairy Association and may soon be sporting the famous milk mustache. Katie says he better clean off the milk crusties from his forehead before he starts signing any pawtographs.

If you've never seen Air Waffles in action, 

be sure to check him our on the 

GLOGIRLY YouTube Channel.

Photohunt: DAYDREAM

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Today's photohunt theme is *daydream.*  Uh,  hold on ... just ... one ... second...

Ok, THAT'S more like it.

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CAT-O-LYMPICS Day One

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Well Glogirly is off visiting Florida now. I bet she is wishing she had my black & white fur coat!

It's CAT-O-LYMPICS week! I'm so excited that my friend Fin over at Housecat Confidential is hosting this big event. As you know, I snuck some of my favorite "HOW-DID-KATIE-DO-THAT!" photos onto Glogirly's laptop before she left town. So let's just see if she gets this right.

Hey Glogirly: Put the cool photo of me catching some big air in the freestyle ski competition HERE. I'm an excellent freestyle air catcher.

Glogirly: Ok now, this is where I want my apres ski shot.

Don't screw it up.

Enjoy the events today everyone! I hope to be back with more "HOW-DID-KATIE-DO-THAT!" Olympian photos!

Still alive from Minneapolis, this is Katie. Over and out.