Oops, He Did it Again

KATIE:  Don't look now, he's done it again.

WAFFLES:  Done what?

KATIE:  Done what??? What do you mean, done what? You're standing right there by the evidence.

WAFFLES:  No I'm not, Boss. I'm standing by the cereal bowl.

KATIE:  That you knocked off the table onto the floor.

WAFFLES:  I didn't knock it, Boss. I pushed it.

KATIE:  Oh, well then. That changes everything. *rolls eyes* You KNOW that's just going to get you in trouble.

WAFFLES:  Yeah, but the captain made me do it. The captain would never steer me wrong.

KATIE:  I'm afraid to ask. Captain?

WAFFLES:  You know... Cap'n Crunch. He's the Colonel's brother.

About Today's Photos

Today's pics are over a year old...taken way back in August of 2013 for a funny post we published called The Great Milk Spill. Although the photos were a dramatization, they were based on actual events. Events that just seem to keep repeating themselves over and over and over again. Bowls, glasses, spoons, plastic baggies, cold pizza... if it's on a table or the counter, Waffles is never far away.

We employed a little Photoshop magic to create the spilt milk for the original post. But trust us... the story behind the photos was ALL true. HBO words and all.

So what would make headlines in YOUR house?

CAUGHT: Scandalous Got Milk Photo

Hi everyone, Katie here.

There's an embarrassing and incriminating photo hitting the social networks today. I feel I have no choice but to get out in front of it, lest it tarnish my sparkling reputation.

Remember the Great Milk Spill of 2013? You know, the giant mess that Waffles got us all into? The Exxon Valdez of dairy products?

Unbeknownst to me, in the thick of the clean-up, the cameras were clicking. The angle of one shot in particular may suggest what can only be described as unsavory behavior. I just want to set the record straight:

I did NOT have milk with that cat. Waffles. 

Enquiring Cats Want To Know: Milk Spill Exclusive

Minneapolis, MN
Associated Cat Press

News of a tsunami-sized milk spill has been flooding the blogosphere. Initial reports indicate a golden-eyed, orange cat, answering to the name 'Waffles' is allegedly behind the catastrophic spill that took place at a Minneapolis townhome, Sunday, August 11.

Eyewitness Cat Katie, describes the events immediately preceding the spill:

"It was just an ordinary Sunday morning. Glogirly was eating her raisin bran in the living room and Waffles was sniffing my, well, you know. Waffles was all 'Meow, play with me, meow' in her face, so she set her still half-full cereal bowl down on the end table and got out the wand toy."

Waffles Behavior "Out of Control"

As Glogirly tried  to untangle the wand toy, Katie witnessed what can only be described as extremely erratic and alarming behavior.

"Waffles was out of control. Before Glogirly could free the toy from it's snarled mess, he was attacking her. 

Flailing his arms, bunny kicking and taking names. 

When she finally freed the toy, Waffles went for it. He was jumping like a gymnast and flipping like a fish. Back and forth, flip and flop...he was banking off the walls and skidding on the floors.

It was a real brou ha ha."

The Mother of All Jumps

And then it happened. According to Katie, Waffles flew six feet into the air, projectiling across the room and coming down with a full 180 degree twist right into the cereal bowl. You can't make this stuff up.

Sources indicate HBO words were exchanged as Glogirly & Gloman cleaned up the mess from the walls, floor, rug, sofa, chair, tables, lamps and Waffles himself.

Waffles' spokesperson has hinted the orange kitten is in talks with the American Dairy Association and may soon be sporting the famous milk mustache. Katie says he better clean off the milk crusties from his forehead before he starts signing any pawtographs.

If you've never seen Air Waffles in action, 

be sure to check him our on the 

GLOGIRLY YouTube Channel.

Waffles Wednesday: The Great Milk Spill Of 2013 ?

KATIE:  So Waffles, where are the photos from the Great Milk Spill of 2013?  It's Waffles Wednesday and you're supposed to be blogging about it today.

WAFFLES:  Um, Boss? I don't know nothin' about no milk.

KATIE:  Yeah, I'm pretty sure you do, Waffles. You haven't been touching my computer have you?

WAFFLES: Um, I'm not supposed to touch your computer. YOU know that.  

KATIE:  Yeah, that's what I thought.

WAFFLES: Um, let's see here. Alls I have to do is find the milk pictures folder, and then...

You didn't think we were going to *SPILL* everything today, did you?

Chatting It Up With Katie & Waffles

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss!  Whatcha doin'?

KATIE:  Oh the usual. Just trying to avoid you.




WAFFLES:  But I thought we were getting along better.  I mean, I've been trying to only steal your food when you're not looking. And play with your toys when you're not playing.

KATIE:  *sigh*

WAFFLES:  Did you hear I got in troubles yesterday?

KATIE:  You mean the Great Milk Spill of 2013? The incident Glogirly posted on Facebook that went viral? 

WAFFLES:  Yeah, that was COOL.

KATIE:  You've still got dried milk on your head, Waffles. Don't you know ANYTHING about grooming?

★ Come back tomorrow for Waffles Wednesday and the Great Milk Spill of 2013 ★
– A headline story you won't want to miss.

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