These Secrets Are Making Me Dizzy

WAFFLES:  So Boss. This MAYDAY secret thing? Is it still a–



KATIE:  Secret?

WAFFLES:  Yeah?

KATIE:  What do YOU think?

WAFFLES:  I think you should tell me.

KATIE:  Ok. It's a secret.

WAFFLES:  But Boss! C'mon. So are we going on a trip? Are you going to theVET?

KATIE:  Are YOU going to the vet?

WAFFLES:  Are you having a makeover?

KATIE:  Do I NEED a makeover?

WAFFLES:  Are you giving me a present? Like toys and treats and stuff?

KATIE:  Waffles, you may find this hard to believe but the blogosphere does not revolve around you and your treats & toys.

WAFFLES:  The blogosphere REVOLVES??? No wonder I'm dizzy. What with all this spinning and stuff.

KATIE:  Yeah, it definitely explains a lot.