Waffles Wednesday: Pour Me a Mad Kitty Cocktail!

Hi everybuddy, Waffles here.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUES WHAT?!?!?!?  We just got the news! The email went something like this:

"Dear Waffles,  (ok, they actually said, Dear Glogirly)  

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your BRILLIANT can design for Mike's Harder has won!"

They called me BRILLIANT!!! Did you see that? Brilliant!!! I'm pretty sure that means I'm handsome AND smart.

Speech! Speech!
I want to thank the Academy– um, I mean all my friends and fans, who voted for Mad Kitty Cocktail! Thanks to YOU, your votes and especially your comments, Mike got the message. And now, not only will a CAT be on their next collectors edition can, but the cat on the can will be ME!!!

And as if having my face on the can wasn't awesome enough, we win a cash prize too! This means we'll be able to share and make a nice donation to our shelter kitty friends at Minnesota's Feline Rescue, Inc.


Facebook LOVE
Here's one of the official announcements from the Mike's Harder Facebook page. If you're as excited as we are, pop over to their page,  spread some kitty love and tell them how smart they are for picking Mad Kitty Cocktail!  Leave a Comment on Mike's Facebook Page HERE.

The new cans will be available this fall. We'll be keeping our eyes peeled and will let you know just as soon as I'm sitting on the liquor store shelves.

And if you think THIS is cool... well, there's just ONE DAY LEFT until MAYDAY!!!

See you tomorrow!

These Secrets Are Making Me Dizzy

WAFFLES:  So Boss. This MAYDAY secret thing? Is it still a–



KATIE:  Secret?

WAFFLES:  Yeah?

KATIE:  What do YOU think?

WAFFLES:  I think you should tell me.

KATIE:  Ok. It's a secret.

WAFFLES:  But Boss! C'mon. So are we going on a trip? Are you going to theVET?

KATIE:  Are YOU going to the vet?

WAFFLES:  Are you having a makeover?

KATIE:  Do I NEED a makeover?

WAFFLES:  Are you giving me a present? Like toys and treats and stuff?

KATIE:  Waffles, you may find this hard to believe but the blogosphere does not revolve around you and your treats & toys.

WAFFLES:  The blogosphere REVOLVES??? No wonder I'm dizzy. What with all this spinning and stuff.

KATIE:  Yeah, it definitely explains a lot.

Sniffing Out a Secret

WAFFLES:  So Boss, what's the secret MAYDAY thing?  Do we have to be all dressed up for it? Is there a dress code?

KATIE:  I told you before, Waffles. It's a SECRET. 

WAFFLES:  Yeah.

KATIE:  And what did I tell you about secrets? 

WAFFLES:  Um, that I have a big mouth?

KATIE:  And that you can't KEEP a secret.

WAFFLES:  So if I can't keep a secret, can I give it away?

KATIE:  That's not how secrets work, Waffles. 

WAFFLES:  What if I guess? Can I guess? Maybe I can figure out where you're hiding the secret!

KATIE:  WAFFLES! What are you DOING???

WAFFLES:  I'm just trying to sniff out the secret, Boss.

Marking My Territory

KATIE:  *from across the room*  Waffles, you're on my stool. Get off my stool.

WAFFLES:  Since when is this YOUR stool, Boss?

KATIE:  Uh...since FOREVER.

WAFFLES:  I don't think it's your stool, Boss. 

KATIE:  Nope, pretty sure that's my stool. You know, kind of like how this is my Townhouse, my food dish, my BLOG–

WAFFLES:  Um, is your name on it? I don't see your name on it. Is your name on it?

KATIE:  You want my name? I'll give you my name.

KATIE:  There. This stool never looked so good. Now I just need about 247 more of these frames. 

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! ...Um, What's a MayDay???

WAFFLES:  Hey, Boss?  What's a MAYDAY?

KATIE:  It's a secret, Waffles.

WAFFLES:  C'mon Boss, you can tell me. What's a MAYDAY?

KATIE:  If I told you, Waffles... I'd have to –

WAFFLES:  Ok don't tell me, I'll guess!

WAFFLES:  Is it when you put flowers on your hat?

KATIE:  No, Waffles. That's Easter. Besides, you're a CAT. That's not really a good look for you.

WAFFLES:  Oh I know! It's when you leave flowers at my doorstep! 

KATIE:  Well, there IS an old tradition of anonymously leaving flowers at your NEIGHBOR's door on the first of May. However you are NOT my neighbor... as much as I wish you'd move in with the dog next door. 

WAFFLES:  I've GOT it!!! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! I need HELP!!!!

KATIE:  You need help alright, Waffles. But that's got nothing to do with MAYDAY.

KATIE:  Something BIG is happening here on May, 1 but my kitty lips are sealed.  All I can say is you won't want to miss it!