Hail to the Chief Day

KATIE:  It's President's Day here in the United States. The day people save big money on mattresses and Mazdas. The day the banks shut down and the mail stops. Here in the Townhouse though, it's business as usual.

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Can I be your Chief of Stuff?

KATIE:  STAFF, Waffles. You're my Chief of STAFF. It's your job to keep my affairs in order.

WAFFLES:  You're having an AFFAIR???

KATIE:  NO, Waffles! My affairs–

WAFFLES:  BOSS! You're having more than one AFFAIR???

KATIE:  Jeez, Waffles. Calm down. My *affairs* are simply my day-to-days. You know, activities, commitments, appearances... Like my daily naps, my morning snack, my mid-afternoon episode of Bird TV.  Are you taking notes?

WAFFLES:  Um, notes??

KATIE:  Waffles, do you have a status report for me on the whereabouts of all the wand toys and catnip mice?

WAFFLES:  Um. What's a status report?

KATIE:  Waffles, I don't think you're taking your responsibilities very seriously.

WAFFLES:  I liked it better when I was your chief of stuff.

KATIE:  You're in my chair.

Happy Presidents Day from COTUS

Hi Everyone, COTUS here.

That's *Cat Of The United States* in case you're a little slow with the acronyms.  Today we're celebrating Presidents Day here in the US. It's the day we honor past POTUS's.  It's supposed to be George Washington's birthday too, but he was born on February 22 so go figure.

According to Glogirly, there's no mail, you can't go to the bank, and some of the lucky dogs that work for the government actually get the day off. There's big sales on cars, sofas and mattresses too.

Doesn't sound like much of a holiday to me.

So how would things be different if COTUS were in charge instead of POTUS?

The oval office would be PINK.

Money would get an extreme makeover.

$100 would be worth a LOT more.

We would ALL have loving and safe forever homes.

And we'd be kind to each other. Even the small orange boys.