Hi Everyone, COTUS here.
That's *Cat Of The United States* in case you're a little slow with the acronyms. Today we're celebrating Presidents Day here in the US. It's the day we honor past POTUS's. It's supposed to be George Washington's birthday too, but he was born on February 22 so go figure.
According to Glogirly, there's no mail, you can't go to the bank, and some of the lucky dogs that work for the government actually get the day off. There's big sales on cars, sofas and mattresses too.
Doesn't sound like much of a holiday to me.
So how would things be different if COTUS were in charge instead of POTUS?
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| The oval office would be PINK. |
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| Money would get an extreme makeover. |
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| $100 would be worth a LOT more. |
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| We would ALL have loving and safe forever homes. |
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| And we'd be kind to each other. Even the small orange boys. |
