All Alone On Oscar Night

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Well it's Oscar night and I'm all alone. Glogirly flew off into the big blue sky this morning. Some silly busy-ness trip. I swear whenever she gets "busy" I get left behind.

The worst of it is that now I have no one to watch the Oscars with. Gloman is taking care of me until my girl is back, but he just doesn't appreciate the thrill of the red carpet like I do. The only Oscar he gets excited about is Mayer.

Glogirly only took one suitcase with her so I don't think she'll be gone long. Hopefully when she's back we can dish about the good, the bad and the ugly.

Thanks for my friend Fin at

Housecat Confidential

for hosting this week's Acatemy Awards!

Waiting For Oscar

Hi everyone, Katie here.

It's almost time! The fanfare, the red carpet. The parties and champagne. The diamonds, the Jimmy Choo's. That's right...

OSCAR IS ALMOST HERE!

In anticipation of the big event, I thought I'd share some of my favorite Oscars with you.

This wiener's got sauce! Geez... where's my radar detector?

Grouchy? Who's Grouchy?

Let's see... what could be on the menu here?

MMMmmmmmm...

All the movie stars want to hold Oscar.

But look who Oscar wants to hold.

And The Oscar Goes To

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Bet you didn't know I've been keeping company with the likes of Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren... Sure, Meryl may have lost count of how many friends named Oscar she has. And Mirren, well she's an award winning Queen. Did you know Prince Charles even made her a Dame?

But it is ME that deserves an award for my convincing and moving portrayal of an affectionate cat devoted to her girl.

Just look at this scene. Now THIS is award winning acting. I'm a method actor. I'm in the zone, playing an affectionate and loving cat. I bet you can hardly tell I'm acting at all. I'm not sleeping either... I'm concentrating on the moment, and my character's thought process.

If you read that accusatory dribble Glogirly called a Guest Blog over on I Have Cat a couple weeks ago, you already know that I am a skilled manipulator of human behavior. I've got Glogirly thinking I don't like her and in fact, favor Gloman.

Well the truth is, I play Glogirly. I play Gloman.

And I love it.

Playing the two of them is what gets me up in the morning. I love making HER think that I depend upon her soley for caloric sustenance and litter box maintenance. I love making HIM think I'm a gullible and obedient dog-cat... coming when he calls, rolling over, fetching.

This is me, messing with Gloman. Pretending to be a dog.

Just another act.

Devoted BFF. Yup, just another act.

Every once in awhile I put on a show for Glogirly. I give her that devoted BFF bullfluff just to keep her guessing and maintain my sharp acting skills.

So move over, Mirren.

Step aside, Streep.

I have my acceptance speech ready.