KATIE: Ready for what, Waffles?
WAFFLES: You know, the Great Leper Can! Tomorrow is his big day! I've been saving his hat for him.
KATIE: Again with the Leper Can??? Waffles you've been Leper Canning us for five years. Don't you think it's about time you admit it's the great leprechaun, not leper can?
WAFFLES: I KNEW it! So there IS a Great Leper Can– I mean Con. Last year you told me he wasn't real. That he was like the Easter Bunny and Santa, who EVERYONE knows are totally real.
KATIE: If you say so.
WAFFLES: And he's got a big pot of golden chicken under his rainbow. And he brings all the good cats their very own bucket. I've been super good so I should be getting at least an 18-piece meal.
KATIE: I can't believe I'm going to ask this– original or extra crispy?
WAFFLES: I don't know! It's so hard to decide. Original is so...original. And extra crispy is so...
WAFFLES: EXTRA crispy!
KATIE: Wake me up when it's over.