WAFFLES: *daydreaming*
KATIE: What...are you going to lay around, parked in that chair all day, Waffles?
WAFFLES: NO. It's not like I'm lazy or anything.
KATIE: No? Because I've walked by that red chair five times already and you've barely moved.
WAFFLES: Fine. Is this better?
If Cats were Cars
Waffles is two-speed cat. He's either racing around at 100 cat miles per hour while yodeling at the top of his lungs, or he's practically comatose. There's just not much in-between. He's a little like a muscle car that needs a new muffler.
Katie, on the other hand, purrs like a well-tuned engine on a six-speed Porsche and is graceful at any speed and every turn.
Both are a fun ride!
Waffles and Katie are ALL CAT!!! 😻
ReplyDeleteMy human says I'm like a Smart car because I'm little and smart!
ReplyDeleteI'm a Ford - it wuz my name at the rescue and it's now my middle name. And it's what my momma drives!
ReplyDeleteJonah's nickname is Scooter because he's a Munchkin....... low to the ground.
ReplyDeleteThey both sound adorable. Have a great week.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Mama called Ichiro a Hummer. Because he's big and solid and nothing seems to stop him! She isn't sure about me.
ReplyDeleteWe like staying parked
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We're mostly parked too. :)
ReplyDeleteParking is good! We do it most of the day.
ReplyDeleteThey are both cuties. I never thought about mine like cars, but my hubby always says to Brody, Brodester, are you going for a ride in your roadster :)
ReplyDeleteMum says I am a classic sports model. Sleek, purring machine. Looks good still or moving.
ReplyDeleteMom said Waffles sounds an awful lot like me and Katie sounds like Cam. Interesting!
ReplyDeleteYours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Yawn...sounds good to me Waffles.
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