KATIE: What day is it, Waffles?
WAFFLES: I don't know, Boss. Today?
KATIE: Of course it's today. But what day is it?
WAFFLES: I know, maybe the day before tomorrow? Or is it after yesterday?
KATIE: You're scaring me, Waffles. Both you and Glogirly can't seem to figure out what day it is.
WAFFLES: What, doesn't she know today is the day after...I mean before tomorrow too?
KATIE: It's Friday, Waffles.
WAFFLES: So if you already know what day it is, how come– wait, is this a test? Is this like one of those math problems with apples and oranges and a guy named John?
KATIE: Yesterday was Thursday and we had a new blog post. But we only publish on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I think you and Glogirly clicked the publish button on the wrong day.
WAFFLES: But I'm not allowed to push the buttons.
KATIE: Funny, that never stopped you from pushing my buttons.
About Today's Conversation
For once, Waffles isn't to blame. Glogirly really did forget what day it was when she published today's blog post yesterday. It was about adopting a rescue pet and had kitten pictures of Katie and Waffles so she probably got all distracted and mushy so she clicked the publish button a day early.
Or it could be she's just getting... (gasp!) another year older next week. She's going to need to do some math to figure out which birthday this one is. Let's just hope it's not one of those apples, oranges, walk 3 miles one way and 7 the other with Jane and John kind of math problems.