KATIE: Waffles. As you know, Glogirly has been away for nearly a week now and is not due back until late Sunday evening.
KATIE: And as you know, in her absence she has transferred all meal service responsibilities to Gloman.
WAFFLES: You mean like dinner?
KATIE: Or lack thereof. You know she's got him measuring out our food in those tiny little cups, don't you?
WAFFLES: They are kind of small.
KATIE: Gloman's portions are far more generous when he has no idea what he's doing. The less he knows the more we eat.
KATIE: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to confiscate the Cat Cheat Sheet from the kitchen counter. Once in your possession, it must be destroyed. Shred it, eat it, bury it in the litter box if you have to.
|Actual Cat Cheat Sheet Currently Displayed on Kitchen Counter
WAFFLES: Hey, wait a minute! How come you get more food than me???