Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Waffles Wednesday: Help Wanted

WAFFLES:  Hi, I'd like to apply for the job please?

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  Uh, yes. I have LOTS of experience. And a hat.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah wa wah?

WAFFLES:  I'm studying to be a chicken rancher and I need the job to pay for my class supplies.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  Where? Uh, it's a correspondent course? On my iPad.

MANAGER:  Wah wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  No, I haven't gravitated yet. I still have elebenty years left.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  University of Chicken.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah?

WAFFLES:   My degree? Uh, a BKFC.  A Batcher, I mean Bachelor of KFC. Until I get married.


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29 comments:

  1. brokenteepeeFebruary 18, 2015 at 1:44 AM

    Don't worry Waffles - you can come out here for chicken. I'll GLADLY give you some. As many as you want.

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  2. Lone Star CatsFebruary 18, 2015 at 1:57 AM

    MOL Waffles! My momma says ya should check out Roscoe's in LA - dey are famous for chikken and waffles!

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  3. Summer at sparklecat.comFebruary 18, 2015 at 3:00 AM

    The Lone Star Cats are right - in fact, there is one just about 20 minutes from our house!

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  4. Dash Kitten CrewFebruary 18, 2015 at 3:46 AM

    Chicken AND Waffles - this can't be true!?!?!?!

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  5. The Kitties of Purring PinesFebruary 18, 2015 at 7:39 AM

    Wow! Working through school! This will look good on your resume!

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  6. Cats Herd YouFebruary 18, 2015 at 7:46 AM

    Good luck, Waffles! They just have to see that you are qualified.

    If Waffle House doesn't hire you like KFC turned me down, become an entrepeneur. My chicken emporium is gonna be huge! - Ashton

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  7. The Island CatsFebruary 18, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    Oh yeah...dream big, Waffles!

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  8. Fur EverywhereFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    We thinks you would make the *perfect* Waffle House employee, Waffles. Just keep at it, and we know you will achieve your dream!

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  9. Lola The Rescued CatFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:50 AM

    We would definitely eat there, Waffles!
    Love,
    Lola and Lexy

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  10. UnknownFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:16 AM

    Ohhhh I love that idea Waffles!!!! hahaha! So clever!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  11. Random FelinesFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:23 AM

    poor Waffles....you will get there someday :)

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:46 AM

    Waffles, maybe you and our mom should get together and compare notes on how to write the best resume with catchy chicken phrases.

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  13. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyFebruary 18, 2015 at 11:32 AM

    They are fools if they don't hire you Waffles!

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  14. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)February 18, 2015 at 12:21 PM

    Ashton's chicken emporium, now the Waffle House. Truffles needs to find a way to make use of her name, but cats can't eat chocolate!

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  15. katsrusFebruary 18, 2015 at 12:49 PM

    I bet you will get that job Waffles.
    Sue B

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  16. A TonlFebruary 18, 2015 at 1:00 PM

    Allie: I'll write you a *stellar* letter of recommendation if you PROMISE to hire Faraday as your first employee. In Minnesota.

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  17. Jans Funny FarmFebruary 18, 2015 at 1:22 PM

    We hope they serve chicken if you get the job.

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  18. ANGEL ABBYGRACEFebruary 18, 2015 at 1:49 PM

    WAffles you have a lot of restaurants named after you! Wow do they serves Waffles or Chicken?

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  19. Squeedunk Cats and Z-GirlFebruary 18, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    Waffles, remember that photo I took of the dish that was waffles AND chicken together? You can tell them that you have all kinds of ideas for good menu additions!

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  20. Angel Prancer PieFebruary 18, 2015 at 4:08 PM

    We're as confused as the manager! MOL!
    Thanks for making us laugh, Waffles!

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  21. meowmeowmansFebruary 18, 2015 at 4:11 PM

    You sound totally qualified for the job, Waffles! Just saying.

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  22. Quinn and Angel brandiFebruary 18, 2015 at 4:25 PM

    Mommy says she doesn't know where the nearest Waffle House is. Would IHOP work?

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  23. Memories of Eric and FlynnFebruary 18, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    You have great dreams Waffles.

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  24. Lessons From A Paralyzed DogFebruary 18, 2015 at 6:24 PM

    So I'm guessing that you didn't get your "dream" job.

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  25. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesFebruary 18, 2015 at 7:56 PM

    MOL Love it! Say, isn't your home technically 'Waffle House?' I mean, it's Katie and Waffle house, but still!

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  26. Cathy KeishaFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:34 PM

    Whoa! Charlie Brown’s teacher is now a manager at Waffle House! HAH! What a breaking story. Did you get the gig, Waff? TW hung in Waffle House in Athens, GA.

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  27. Kitties BlueFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:49 PM

    Does the Waffle House serve chicken? We think if you have the hat, getting the job should be easy peasy. You might have to wear a hairnet, though! That would be pretty funny. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  28. CélineFebruary 18, 2015 at 11:19 PM

    I would be first in line to your Waffle House!!

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  29. Nancy Blue MoonFebruary 19, 2015 at 1:46 AM

    You are making me hungry for chicken & waffles everybuddy..MOL..

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