Hi everyone, Katie here.
It's party time again. I hate parties. Strange people coming over and invading my space. They smell funny. I know I'm not supposed to hiss but I just can't help myself. I don't like people. It's all very stressful.
And what's up with the themed parties, glogirly? As if the little piggy invitations weren't silly enough. Pig cupcakes. Pig napkins. Carving a watermelon PIG??? I'm guess I'm just glad she didn't make a watermelon effigy of me. I'd take issue with that.
All of the guests looked like they were having fun. I don't know why. Lots of loud laughing. I think they were drinking.
They were eating racks and racks of barbecued ribs. You know, Pig...the Other White Meat. I kept my distance. No need inspiring ideas for Another White Meat.