Hi everyone, Katie here.
I'm on patrol. Special assignment. Ever since the disappearance of the freeze dried salmon treats, I've been forced to raise the threat level at the Townhouse to ORANGE. What does this mean exactly? Intelligence indicates the likelihood of a Waffles attack is extremely high.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the threat level is raised to SEVERE by week's end. At the very least I'll need to pull together an emergency security council meeting. Ok, so I'm really the only one ON the security council.
So I patrol. It's a rigorous schedule... in between my naps.
I check to the right. CLEAR!
I check to the left. CLEAR!
Just as I suspected. Threat at 12 o'clock. Squinty-eyed, orange and NOT to be trusted.
