Hi everyone, Katie here.
Can you believe it? Only 2 more days until The Friskies voting comes to an end. And only 2 more days to go behind the scenes with the cast of
"Katie Is...ACCUSED." Today we're zeroing in on Jurors #5 and #9, Twix & Zoey.
You may not know Twix, a.k.a. Juror #5, but I bet you know about his famous Cat Balls! NO, not THAT kind of balls! Twix's human is the creator of
Jennas Red Rhino's Cat Ballsl!
Our second guest is Zoey, the beautiful bengal serving as Juror #9. Most of you will recognize her from
The Chronicles of Zee & Zoey. ...they're the ones that hosted the Cat Ruler of the World contest!
KATIE: Twix I'd like to start with you.
TWIX:
KATIE: Twix?? TWIX!!!
TWIX: *muffled mew*
KATIE: Twix, if you're ready to join us...we'd all love to know your favorite part of my video,
"Katie Is...ACCUSED."
TWIX: Oh, sorry. I was busy cat balling. My favorite part? Well I love the sound in your video!
KATIE: Your kidding, right? That piano dribble that Glogirly made up? She can't even tell me what key it's in. If her piano teacher sees this video, she'll have some splainin' to do.
TWIX: I also got a chuckle out of the newspaper headlines. "IF THERE IS NO SPIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT."
KATIE: Gloman says those were HIS idea. But we all know they were MINE. Ok, Twix...the $15,000 question: Guilty or Innocent:
TWIX: I feel the trailer is suggesting that the DOG got Katie framed...just sayin'. Ok, gotta get back to my Cat Ball.
KATIE: So Miss Zoey, thanks for being here. What was YOUR favorite part of
"Katie Is...ACCUSED"?
ZOEY: Well Katie, I must say I was quite partial to the fashionable tie that
Cathy Keisha was wearing in your signature pink color. Being the diva that I am, I feel a properly accessorized feline is essential to one's image and I even thought your silver cuffs were quite becoming.
KATIE: *tilts head, pats wrist with paw*
ZOEY: That being said, I am quite disappointed that whoever created this video did not find it necessary to stylize me to the hilt while I was in the jury box, on camera. I wasn't even given a tiara...
KATIE: *whispers under breath* DIVA??? Well THAT's an understatement.
ZOEY: I'm sure it was an oversight made by that
inept charming assistant of yours, Waffles, and I hope if I am in another one of your law breaking escapades (which is bound to happen, given your prior propensity to breaking the law), that this glaring oversight does not happen again.
KATIE: So Zoey, if you're done talking about yourself, how about you tell us what the other cats of Zee & Zoey are saying about the video.
ZOEY: Truth be told, they are saying nothing. To this day, I don't think Zee even realized he was part of your Real Housecat Series, as he napped through the whole episode and we do not allow the kittens to watch videos, especially those that are FG rated (Feline Glorified.) I would prefer to be the star in our house.
KATIE: Ok, I'm almost afraid to ask. Guilty or Innocent?
ZOEY: Why guilty, of course.
KATIE: Of COURSE???
ZOEY: What sensible cat could possibly resist pulling and chewing a good shoelace? Oh dear, wait a minute, that came out wrong.
*gasps, meows, howls echo throughout the townhouse studio*
ZOEY: Everyone, please calm down - let me rephrase. Why innocent, of course. On the grounds that it is engrained in the very nature of our feline being to pull and chew shoelaces. Cats cannot help themselves and therefore, KATIE IS INNOCENT. I rest my case - can we please go home now and nap? I need to polish my jewels.
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