It Only LOOKS Easy

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Remember last week on Martin Luther King Jr. Day when I posted a shocking, never-before-seen photograph of the orange beast and I sharing my blue chair? It was a poignant proclamation of peace.

Well, peace is not quite as easy as it looks. Even on a Sunday.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Wouldn't it be nice if all it took for world peace was a camera, a tripod and a little Photoshop?

I guess Dr. King wasn't the ONLY one with a dream. 

Is It Live Or Is It Photoshop???

Hi everyone, Katie here.

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Oh well, maybe someday. Maybe.

The Truth Revealed

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Yesterday all charges against me in death case of Mabel Mouse were officially dropped. I just love pointing the paw at someone else. But GLOGIRLY???

Wally Island Cat, Chief Medical Examiner assigned to the case, released the autopsy report just this morning. His findings indicate that Mabel died in fact from natural causes.  Negative toxicology tests further substantiated his conclusion: Mabel suffered acute myocardial infarction.  A heart attack.

Wally has not been able to determine if Mabel had a history of heart disease or if a sudden trauma or scare would have caused her pea-sized heart to stop.

SHOCKING!
In a dramatic twist, a new suspect in the case has been charged with Obstruction of Justice. Secretly identified as a person of interest early on, GLOGIRLY has been indicted for Photoshop misconduct in relation to the case.  The details of the charges include:
1. Gross manipulation of the original crime scene photographs
2. Deliberate attempt to frame seven innocent bystanders and one dog
3. Fraud

In her own defense, Glogirly admits a shameful addiction to Photoshop and other photo editing software. She admits hiding her disease from family and friends for years.  Sources indicate she was unable to stop herself from creating so many different crime scene composites that in turn implicated so many cats. And one dog.

The judge assigned to the case remarked that there is no legal precedent for this type of crime.  In an unexpected and sympathetic move, he has sentenced Glogirly to a mere 40 hours of communi-cat service and mandatory attendance of PA (Photoshopaholics Anonymouse) meetings for a period of no less than six months.

All I can say is THANK COD.  I knew she had a problem, but I tried to ignore it. I looked the other way every time she Photoshopped some stupid hat on me.  At least now she'll get the help she needs.

Besides, I was NOT digging my incarceration fashion statement. 

PhotoFunia Fun

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Ever wanted to be on a billboard in Times Square?  Now you can.

I discovered the COOLEST new photo manipulation tool through Kjelle Bus' Blog yesterday!  It's called PhotoFunia. I can't believe I've been laboring away all this time in Photoshop.  PhotoFunia makes is SO easy!
So easy, even a dog can do it! You saw that one coming, didn't you?


Easy As 1-2-3
1. Go to PhotoFunia's website.
2. Pick an image you like. There are many categories and images to choose from.
3. Upload one of your own photos.
    Voila!

Ever wished you could be larger than life?  Now you can.

Ever wished you could be on TV?  Now you can.

Ever wished the world could know your true worth?  Now it can.

Pee S:  Real Housecats update...we're shooting for a Monday release of the next episode!

Beam Me Up Glogirly

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Back in May, Glogirly and Gloman road-tripped it out west. They spent time in some of the national parks of Utah and Arizona. Did they bring me? No. Did they miss me? Probably not. Did they leave me with the smelly cat sitter? What do YOU think?

Here's Glogirly with Utah's famous Delicate Arch in Arches National Park. She had to drag Gloman and his camera for 2 miles up an extremely steep hike to get a glimpse of the famous landmark.

My magical powers (Photoshop) made it possible for me to still be part of the action. That little pile of rocks in the photo at the top is called a Cairn. It's a trail marker. The Cairns kept Glogirly and Gloman from falling off the gigantic cliffs.

This is Antelope Canyon in Page, Arizona.

It's a slot canyon.

No, you can't win anything playing in there. It has a tiny slot in the top that light shines through. At exactly noon, a magical beam of light slips through the slot and onto the canyon floor.

It's REALLY magical.

I would get in serious trouble if I didn't mention Gloman's amazing photography. If he knew that Glogirly photoshopped me into the canyon....well, let's just say my kibble would be at serious risk.

CAT-O-LYMPICS Day Two

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Welcome to the "HOW-DID-KATIE-DO-THAT!" Photo Event, currently in progress. Today I'm playing ice hockey. This is no ordinary ice cube on the kitchen floor nonsense. This is the real deal.

Glogirly is still galavanting around Florida so we are communicating remotely to piece together my blog. I'm concerned she'll screw it all up. Girls, you know.

Ok Glogirly: Put the action shot of me guarding the goal HERE.

Proof that I can be in two, three, even four places at once.

Only a cat could pull this off.

GG: Now put my cool hockey fashion shot here.

Check out this great outfit.

Nice pads, I know. Looks like I've been working out.

Glogirly: Put the moody, out of focus, net shot here.

Proof that even hockey can be artistic.

Enjoy the events today everyone! I hope to be back tomorrow with more "HOW-DID-KATIE-DO-THAT!" Olympian photos!

Still alive from Minneapolis, this is Katie. Over and out.