Showing posts with label Jemma the Chihuahua. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jemma the Chihuahua. Show all posts

Monday, November 5, 2012

Behind-the-Scenes with Jemma the CHIHUAHUA?


Hi everyone, Katie here.

Who IS Juror #10??? Enquiring minds WANT to know. Enquiring minds NEED to know. Today we are going behind-the-scenes of "Katie Is...ACCUSED" with Juror #10, a.k.a. Jemma the ...wait for it...CHIHUAHUA.  Yes, that's right. A dog. A BLOGGING dog.

So much for a jury of my peers.


I don't know how she EVER made it through the Jury selection process. I'm certain the prosecution was slipping catnip under the table when this ringer was seated in chair #10. Well I've got news for you, Jemma. We know who you are, we know where you live, and given your relative size and weight....well, the rest of the jurors just might confuse you with a bag of tasty Temptations.


But today I'm putting aside my personal feelings (and better judgement) to bring you an exclusive Q&A with Jemma. The Chihuahua. Joining Jemma is Tofu the cat, her brother and better half. heh heh.

KATIE:  Welcome Jemma and Tofu. Thank you for joining us today. Jemma, I'd like to start with you. As long as you don't bark or yap. Jemma, what was YOUR favorite part of the video, "Katie Is...ACCUSED?"

JEMMA:  My favorite part of the video? Of course it's that Judge Lily is a doggy and that the jury panel has a doggy too...me!  Our presence is needed to keep the courtroom impartial.

KATIE:  Great. I think I'd rather have you just bark and yap. Impartial??? Whatever.

KATIE:  Tofu, certainly you must have something more insightful to share with us.

TOFU:  Katie, there is CLEARLY some jury bias in the jury panel (*meow* Jemma *meow*) and a new panel should be selected ASAP for Katie's (your) sake.

KATIE:  Tofu, I couldn't agree more.

TOFU:  AND, my sister Jemma is not the biggest fan of cats...

KATIE:  I KNEW it!  That's it...where's my legal team??? I'm smelling a mistrial.

TOFU:  I'm not naming names, but it might have something do to with the fact that SOMEdoggy taunts SOMEkitty in this household ALL the time, just to provoke her.

KATIE:  You heard it here first, kitties! Juror #10 is anything BUT impartial. She's a kitty-taunter!

JEMMA:  Uh, Katie?  Isn't this interview supposed to be with ME?

KATIE:  So Tofu, the $15,000.00 question....Guilty or Innocent?

TOFU:  Despite what my sister Jemma, I mean Juror #10, says...Cats are ALWAYS innocent and everyone knows it.

KATIE:  Thank you Tofu, I really appreciate you be-

JEMMA:  Not so fast. Guilty or Innocent?  Not sure yet. I need to examine the evidence first. A good sniffing will tell me whether there's any cat paw scent on the shoelace.

KATIE:  Hmmph. Someone thinks she's a regular CSI.

Kitties, please visit our friends Tofu and ...what's-her-name... at their blog, Jemma the Long-Haired Chihuahua & Tofu the Cat.  Jemma is even featuring us today! Just tell them Katie, the ACCUSED, sent you.



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