Food Crimes Caught on Camera

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Let me just start by saying, this ISN'T what you think. What you are about to see is is not evidence at tall. It's misleading, circumstantial and taken completely out of context. Not to mention, these so-called *photographs* were taken without my knowledge or consent.

Yes, this is me.
Yes, this is Waffle's food tower.
Yes, those are his food dishes.
I am merely stretching.

Ok, yes this is me again.

And I am indeed on Waffles' food tower. 

I am only conducting a cursory investigation of his dish.

There is no eating or actual food-contact involved whatsoever.

Uh, yeah.
This is not how it looks.
I didn't enjoy it.
And I didn't inhale.

Waffles Wednesday: I'm King of the World!

Um, hi everybuddy. Waffles here.

Over the holidays, Glogirly took the plunge. I'm not exactly sure what she meant by that on account of I've never seen her in a bathing suit and it's –20° outside.

I overheard her telling Gloman that if I had something to climb on really super high, that maybe I would forget how fun it is to jump up on the kitchen counter and the stove.

The first time she saw this system on Hauspanther, she knew she had to have it. It's something called an IKEA-hack. IKEA is that big blue and yellow store with furniture and stuff that's really hard to put together on account of the directions are in Swedish. An IKEA-hack is usually something clever a designer thinks up using their own products combined with some IKEA pieces.

"Where's Charlie Rascal, (the Swedish blogging cat) when I need him???"  Glogirly kept asking direction book.

Hollywood Franklin Cat Tower
The carpeted climbing shelves are from Franklin Cat Furniture in California. They designed them to work with the Stoleman suspension pole and brackets from IKEA.

What Glogirly loves SO much about it is how cool it looks in the Townhouse. It's modern and clean and matches our colors and style. What I love is how I can climb ... all the way up to the ceiling. It doesn't get any higher than that!


A Vest Mint?
Glogirly says it's a vest mint, I mean investment. It's like buying a piece of nice furniture. Franklin had a special sale during the holidays though which helped a lot.

This isn't an official product review or anything, we just wanted to show you how cool it is.


Assembly Required
It took a while for Glogirly to get it all assembled... the Franklin pieces were pretty easy to work with. The IKEA stuff, well...let's just say there were some HBO words involved. And then a handyman showed up a couple of days later.

But it all came together and now I have my very own stairway to the sky!


What Does The Boss Think?
The Boss isn't much for heights, so she's only been up about a third of the way when Gloman lured her with a treat.  But Glogirly says that's okay because my new stairway is supposed to make me leave the Boss alone and forget about how much fun it is to bother her.

Little does she know, I have a really good memory.

Here's what it looks like in our dining room. The room is open to the rest of the Townhouse so I can see EVERYTHING from up there. Even the neighbors. Can you find ME in this picture?

I can't touch the Boss from up here, but I can sure watch her!

SeaBuck 7 Giveaway Winner!
BIG Congrats to Barker Girl!
She and her furry crew of five are the lucky winners of SeaBuck's Omega 7 Oil and Skin Relief Balm. May their winter be less dry and itchy!
Special thanks to everyone who entered and to SeaBuck for sponsoring such a healthy giveaway!

Waffles Wednesday - King Of The Townhouse

Um, hi everybuddy. Waffles Too here.

Glogirly says if I don't stop growing I won't fit into the private dining section of my cat tower anymore.

I keep telling her to move me to the rooftop dining area, but she keeps mumbling something about a stupid ladder and how she's not gonna feed me up in the nose-bleed section.  But I like this view. I've got birds to my left and a nice clear shot of Katie, um I mean the Boss, and her food dish to the right.

Up here, I can see the world. In fact...

I'm King of the Wo– Townhouse!

The New OMG Cat

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Move over, OMG Cat. There's a new kitty in town whose shock and awe expression can be inspired by only only thing. Waffles. Waffles TOO to be exact. And I'm not talking breakfast.

The Scene
A beautiful new climbing structure designed specifically for the modern cat. Glossy white finish, it's a perfect accent to my classic tuxedo fur.




The Opposition
My arch rival, Waffles Too if we must call him by name, sizes up the new structure.

The Hostile Takeover 
The pea-eyed monster has claimed MY new climbing structure as his own. I guess SOMEONE needs to feel BIG by looking down upon the rest of the world. Fine. Yes, you may have the sprightly physique of a young kitten, the ability to leap tall climbing structures at a single bound...but hear me now and hear me well – I'm in this for the long game.



Watch yourself, W2.