WAFFLES: Hey Boss! I have a riddle for you. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
KATIE: I don't know, Waffles. And frankly, I'm not sure why I'd even care.
WAFFLES: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken SEDAN!!!
WAFFLES: Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
You know that friend who likes to laugh at their own jokes? If they were a cat, they'd be Waffles!
The 1973 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight, a.k.a. "El Gallo Grande" (the Big Chicken) is owned by Tommy Kendall, a retired race car driver. He bought the car at a police auction about 20 years ago. Better not tell him that Waffles is behind the wheel.
This post is one of our throwback greatest hits. It was originally published in March 2015 and has been edited.
Waffles, you made my human groan! MOL
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ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. You are too much, Waffles. :)
ReplyDeletechicken sedan.....good one
ReplyDeletewe had a 1998 old ninety eight.
ReplyDeleteWaffles you are crazy for chickens!! Love that car!
ReplyDeleteMOL, Waffles, that's a good one ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHey Waffles - what is it when the chickens take over the World ?
ReplyDeleteA chicken coup !
MOL
ReplyDeleteHey Waffles. You did it. You made us lol really loud in the office. That face of yours when you know the joke was a good one is just great. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day. We will be looking for more jokes from you soon.
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It's been a long annoying day here - I really needed this...Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThat is a funny looking car.
ReplyDeleteVery cool ride, Waffles, except for that big chick-hen, of course.
ReplyDeleteLOL we like it!
ReplyDeleteMy dad had a '67(?) Olds 88 in the same color. Guess he had good taste!
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