WAFFLES: Whoa, Boss! This thing is magic! It's, it's...moving. I think it's alive!
KATIE: It's the kitchen faucet, Waffles. Hardly alive. What, did you turn it on with your paw again?
WAFFLES: You mean by touching this handle thingy?
KATIE: You know you're not supposed to be on the kitchen counter, right?
WAFFLES: I'm not on the counter, Boss. I'm on the windowsill by the counter.
KATIE: I've taught you well Waffles. My work here is done.
It's true. House rules state that no cat should be on the kitchen counter. At least when anyone is looking. But with a kitchen sink the size of Texas and cupboard to cupboard windows, Katie and Waffles have found a way around those so-called rules.