WAFFLES: Uh oh. Here comes the Boss and she's got that get-off-my-scratcher look on her face. I better scram on account of she's also got that I-mean-business look on her face.
*two minutes later*
WAFFLES: Hey Boss. Nice scratcher.
KATIE: You're not getting the scratcher, Waffles.
WAFFLES: But I wasn't even–
KATIE: You're not fooling anybody. You've got that I-want-your-scratcher look on your face. I can see it a mile away. Why don't you go scratch on that other scratcher, right over there?
WAFFLES: But I really like this scratcher.
KATIE: Occupied, Waffles. Occupied.
WAFFLES: Would it be occupied if the UPS man was coming to the door?
KATIE: What UPS man?
WAFFLES: The one who's going to ring the doorbell in 3, 2, 1...
WAFFLES: The Boss is even more scared of the imaginary UPS man than the real one.
About Today's Photos
Today's photos all take place on the most popular scratcher in the Townhouse. It sits in the fireplace room right next to the kitchen counter where all of Katie & Waffles' meals are prepped. That means it gets a LOT of scratch action.
Although it's not likely Waffles was trying to fool Katie about the UPS man coming to the door, these photos do illustrate what a planner and schemer Waffles is. He's often a few steps ahead in his furry little mind, plotting and planning his next scratcher, toy or food dish takeover. Rest assured though, Katie is still the boss of him. She may have leaped off the scratcher this time, but she'll be sure to find a way to even the score.