Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Gloman Chronicles: Day 4, The End Is Near



Dear Glogirly,

Katie here. You're flying home today from your conference thing, and in the nick of time I might add. As per my previous communications, I've been extremely busy monitoring Waffles' activities.

He has now stolen my food in excess of 19 times, despite Gloman's feeble attempts to keep those sticky paws at bay. 


The most alarming development however, involves access to inappropriate adult-cat websites. I have photographic proof that he was surfing kitty porn late last night after Gloman went to bed. Clearly, he lied about his age when he logged on and how he got past the parental controls remains a mystery. 


Waffles, I am SO onto you.



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34 comments:

  1. Carma PoodaleNovember 3, 2013 at 1:19 AM

    UH OH! Waffles is in sooooo much trouble!
    Hang in there Katie!

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  2. A Tonk's TailNovember 3, 2013 at 1:47 AM

    Faraday: Waff, quick! Tuck these silvervine packets under Katie's cat bed and grab Gloman's Nikon (better not put your paws on his NEW one tho). Incriminating photos make great blackmail material. Uh, not that I'd, like, know or anything.

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  3. Angel Prancer PieNovember 3, 2013 at 1:21 AM

    Uh-oh, you're toast, Waffles. >>snicker<<

    Enjoy your easy Sunday, while you can. XOXO

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  4. sarahNovember 3, 2013 at 1:27 AM

    Ha! Love it!

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  5. Summer at sparklecat.comNovember 3, 2013 at 1:58 AM

    Somekitty is gonna be in BIG trouble!

    P.S. My human told me you won some sort of "Muse" thing while you were away - concatulations!

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  6. brokenteepeeNovember 3, 2013 at 2:13 AM

    Oooh, kitty porn. Waffles! I'm shocked!

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  7. The Swiss CatsNovember 3, 2013 at 3:54 AM

    Waffles, you're a bad boy ! *giggles* Purrs

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  8. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalNovember 3, 2013 at 5:52 AM

    Oh Oh , Waffles you are in sooo deep trouble ( again:)

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  9. The Kitties of Purring PinesNovember 3, 2013 at 6:11 AM

    Waffles!!! You're so bad!!!!!!! Katie, what will Glogirly do?!?!?!?

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  10. Fur EverywhereNovember 3, 2013 at 8:28 AM

    Uh-oh Waffles, you might be in trouble when Glogirly comes home...

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  11. The Island CatsNovember 3, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    Um, Waffles? Could you email us those web addresses?? ;)

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  12. Seville at Nerissa's LifeNovember 3, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    Hmmm... I bet he gave his age in CAT years. MOUSES!

    Anywho... Katie, I do hope that you and Waffles will stop by my blog today. I'm celebratin' my blogoversary and there's a special little somethin' over there for both of you!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  13. UnknownNovember 3, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    Tsk tsk, Waffles! Stop giving Katie such a hard time: take it from orange cat to orange cat.

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  14. AnonymousNovember 3, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    Hi Katie:
    Ummmm I noticed in this latest picture of you that you are much!! thinner - are you feeling ok? or is it the new food?

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  15. Katnip LoungeNovember 3, 2013 at 11:54 AM

    Well. Clearly it's GLOMAN who need some remedial lessons on Cat Wrangling! Waffles is just being, um, tasty pastry.

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  16. meowmeowmansNovember 3, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    Uh oh. Waffles is in TROUBLE.

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  17. SakuNovember 3, 2013 at 2:03 PM

    Oh, oh we thinks Waffle might be big trouble with Glogirly. Good thing she left you to keep on eye on things, Katie! MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  18. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenNovember 3, 2013 at 2:07 PM

    MOL!!! "Boys will be boys!!!"
    xoxo

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  19. Random FelinesNovember 3, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    oh geez.....he is in BIG trouble now....

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  20. TerriNovember 3, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    Hee, hee, hee! We can't wait to see how this turns out ;)

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  21. CATachresisNovember 3, 2013 at 2:52 PM

    OMC! I have just caught up on all the shenanigans!! This is very worrying Katie! When Glogirly returns do you think Waffles will be retrenched or something? I think there are grounds for dismissal on his eating habits alone, let alone the .... errrr .... other thing!!!

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  22. UnknownNovember 3, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    Don't worry Waffles! We know you're being framed! Tsk tsk Katie, you should know that Glogirly will see right through your web of lies.

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  23. Little Miss TitchNovember 3, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    oh o Waffles now you're for it,xx Speedy

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  24. Just DuckyNovember 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    Waffles is one year of age, that makes him a mancat and fully able to visit any kitty website he wants.

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  25. Nature by DawnNovember 3, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Naughty, naughty, Waffles!

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  26. RedSetterNovember 3, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    Poor Katie, hurry home Glogirly

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  27. katsrusNovember 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

    Naughty Waffles.
    Sue B

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  28. Cathy KeishaNovember 3, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    He's really staring intently at that screen. Heh heh. Glad it's not that other mag's site. I think Gloman is in so much trouble for not watching W2 more closely.

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  29. Two French BulldogsNovember 3, 2013 at 9:46 PM

    Kids these days!
    Lily

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  30. UnknownNovember 3, 2013 at 11:49 PM

    Oh Katie,
    Mes suggests maga does of smacky paw and retmal scan locks on all the interweb devices! (Wored for Kozmo)
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  31. AnonymousNovember 4, 2013 at 6:32 AM

    Look at that face!!

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  32. Kitties BlueNovember 4, 2013 at 8:35 AM

    Can Waffles fall any further from the righteousness that is normally a part of all cats? Does he know not what he does? Katie, you may be falling down on the job in training him. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulieta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  33. Lassiter Chase and BenjaminNovember 4, 2013 at 9:37 AM

    Oh my dog! Waffles should be banned from the computer!

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  34. CélineNovember 4, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    Sheesh! Boys will be boys Katie!!

    And he can't keep stealing your food like that! You are looking thin. But as beautiful as ever just the same.

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