Yesterday I made a gross tactical error. It was Gloman & Glogirly's Gotcha Day, or 'wedding anniversary' as they like to call it. Since I was in charge of writing the blog post, I put Waffles on point for picking out a card.
Never mind that it was my OWN Gotcha Day and I received absolutely no acknowledgement from Waffles...other than the usual uninvited touching. (PS: I know you want to know, and the answer is yes, Glogirly showered me with salmon.) But would you LOOK at the card Waffles picked out for them?! Seriously.
With no time left to send out for a replacement, I was forced to work with what I had.
In case you can't read my writing, on account of how mad I was, I'll transcribe it for you:
"So this is what I get for delegating. I send WAFFLES to get a card from both of us and he brings back a card where BOTH cats look like HIM.
Then Waffles actually has the nerve to write:
"Oh, don't mind Katie. She'z just mad cus I'm so cute and she's old and craBBy. Time to sellebrate! Yah! Wherz the SAMON?