Hi everyone, Katie here.
Katie Lite, last seen with Glogirly in Sandpoint, Idaho is suspected to have absconded to the Chicago area. For those of you just joining me, Katie Lite is the sneaky imposter that was seen galavanting around Idaho with Glogirly while my girl was away on business. I can define their relationship only as suspicious and Katie Lite's motivation as questionable.
If you've been keeping up with my reports, you know that Katie Lite disappeared suddenly from Sandpoint, Idaho. Foul play is suspected. And, if you read between the lines, the authorities are pointing an accusatory finger at ME for crying out loud. Like I had something to do with it or something.
Stupid tabloid rags.
I've been snooping around on Facebook and have now obtained compelling evidence that Katie Lite has indeed fled to Chicago. She arrived in her Kayak sometime last weekend. Kayak. Can you believe it? What self-respecting cat would ever consider a kayak as an appropriate mode of transportation?
I've got your opposable thumbs. Right here.
Furthermore, I believe she has befriended an unsuspecting Chicago family in hopes of blending in. These poor kids have no idea who they are dealing with. She's even trying to hide her scary ears underneath that silly headband.
Left to right: Unsuspecting son,
unsuspecting daughter, Katie Lite.
Katie Lite, I'm onto you.
And I'm watching you.
Uh oh Katie, she's going underground!ReplyDelete
Katie Lite doesn't have a chance with you on the case!!ReplyDelete
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
This is all very suspicious, Katie! Keep up the good investigative work.ReplyDelete
Is there no end to Katie Lite's perfidity?ReplyDelete
We know you will solve the mystery of Katie Lite and what her game is.ReplyDelete
Katie Lite doesn't know who she is dealing with....ReplyDelete
Chicago! Isn't that the original Mob Town?ReplyDelete
You go girl!! You find that Katie Lite and you EXPOSE HER for all her sneakiness!! May the world be saved by the REAL Katie!! Purrs, Lautrec and TinyReplyDelete
MOL, Katie, love that last look on your face! you is truly indignant.ReplyDelete
Katie, I agrees with you about the kayak. I thinks you may need the services of someone I know, a Canine Private Eye...let's keep in touch. PS: My Human & I likes your blog, come visit us sometimes.ReplyDelete