Hi everyone, Katie here.
My girl is back in town and we've had a chance to review some of the most talked about Oscar fashions. Thankfully no one was dressed up like a bird this year, but OMC what was Ben Stiller THINKING??! Holy Cat! Why he didn't go with a classic black and white tuxedo look is beyond me. He really should have called me before he got dressed.
Let's move on to the girls. My rating system is pretty easy.
1 to 5 Paws. 5 is the best and 1 is just a hair above Ben Stiller's Avatar get-up.
Beautiful. Elegant. Sparkly.
A true winner
My highest score.
This dress scares me almost as much as Gloman's puffy hair when he doesn't put any pomade in it. I think the skirt on that thing could eat me right up and you'd never hear from me again.
Miss Inglorious Bastards gets style points for attempting to replicate my classic black & white look. Even Coco Chanel herself was no Katie though.
Nicole Richie? And who on earth invited HER to the Oscars? I thought you had to be an actual ACTRESS or at least someone with TALENT. Oh that's right, it takes a lot of talent to be a socialite. The dress looks like a 70's caftan. Blech.
What fashion statements inspired you on Oscar Night?