WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Remember when I moved in?
KATIE: How could I forget? You were ALWAYS climbing on top of stuff. You thought if you were up higher than me I'd forget I outweighed you 2:1.
WAFFLES: Uh, Boss? I'm pretty sure you just didn't want me to come down. Like EVER.
KATIE: Whatever would make you say that?
WAFFLES: 2:1 or no 2:1, it sure is a lot safer up here.