Showing posts with label Doctor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctor. Show all posts

Monday, October 7, 2013

Waffles And The Germ Mask

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss!  Look at the cool souvenir Glogirly brought me from the doctor! 

KATIE:  Waffles, that's no souvenir. It's a germ mask.

WAFFLES:  A germ mask? Germs don't wear masks. Everybuddy knows THAT.



KATIE:  Ordinarily I'd say you're right. But now that I see you...



WAFFLES:  Look! It's a hat!


KATIE:  You know, Waffles...I could say something right now. But I'm going to hold back. The doctor told Glogirly she has pneumonia so we should be really nice to her and make her feel good. Enough with the hats. 


WAFFLES:  NEW-monia??? Well at least she doesn't have OLD-monia.


KATIE:  Good grief.


Glogirly might be feeling a little green around the edges, but that's not stopping us from having a COOL giveaway this week. This one is extra special because it's a gift for your human. Please come back tomorrow for all the fun!


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Doctor, Doctor


KATIE:  I feel like I'm losing control.

DOCTOR:  Hmm.

KATIE:  I can't eat. I can't sleep.

DOCTOR:  Really?

KATIE:  It's not that I don't want to. It's just that my dish is always empty and my bed is always full.

DOCTOR:  Is the girl not feeding you?

KATIE:  No, that's not it. I think someone is following me. Watching me.  Reading my thoughts and taking notes.

DOCTOR:  Um....




KATIE:  *audible gasp*

DOCTOR:  Um, I just think your pear's annoyed.







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