This just in - Troubling news from Idaho. Very troubling indeed. I have been replaced.
Word on the street indicates Glogirly has been seen hanging out with an imposter. A poser. ...a...a-nother CAT!
I'm all touched that Glogirly obviously misses me. Who wouldn't? But come on. Katie Lite? Katie Lite (a.k.a. Dawn) is a friend and colleague of Glogirly's. They've been "working" together out in that crazy Idaho place for what seems like a hundred cat years.
My suspicion meter is high. VERY high. I don't know about you, but this does NOT look like WORK to me:
Katie Lite and Glogirly.
WORKING at the Lake.
Katie Lite again.
Nice wide-mouth bass, Katie Lite.
...apparently Katie Lite's palette is not
sophisticated enough to appreciate Salmon.
Champagne. Can you believe it!
I'm seething.
Nice tail, Katie Lite.
You are an embarrassment to cats across the country.
Glogirly better not have any long-term plans with this Katie Lite. She had best leave Katie Lite back in Idaho where she belongs. The townhouse...correction, the WORLD is only big enough for one Katie.
