Um, the Boss said that
So today's post is about what I want to be when I grow up. I've decided I want to be a star. I want to dance on a Broadway stage. I don't really know what a Broadway stage is, but I know I want to dance on one. And I'm pretty sure that good Jazz Hands are really important.

WAFFLES TOO: Here I am showing the Boss just how good my Jazz Hands are. I sure wish she'd do some Jazz Hands with me. She's really missing out. She could be a star too.

KATIE: I feel I MUST intervene. This Waffles Wednesday thing is about to spin out of control. Seriously, the Jazz Hands need to STOP.

KATIE: Ok, that's not exactly what I had in mind.
WAFFLES TOO: Jazz Hands! Jazz Hands! Jazz Hands!