Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Waffles Wednesday Flashback and a Cat's Career Path Dream

KATIE:  You want to be WHAT???

WAFFLES:   A Goober driver!

KATIE:  You mean an Uber driver? ...not that an Uber driver is any less crazy of an idea than a goober driver.

WAFFLES:  Uh yeah, that.

KATIE:  So where did this come from? What happened with the whole chicken ranching thing?

WAFFLES:  I still want to be a chicken rancher, Boss. But I need to save up some green papers for chicken ranching school.

KATIE:  Let me guess. The University–

WAFFLES:  – of Chicken Ranching.

KATIE:  You know, you have to have a car to be an Uber driver. They don't just give you one. You'll need a valid drivers license, insurance...


WAFFLES:  I'm just going to borrow Gloman's car.

KATIE:  Does Gloman know you're going to borrow Gloman's car?




WAFFLES:  I've been practicing too. Like looking both ways for chickens crossing the road.


 WAFFLES:  I even have a travel mug for my riders. They can have milk or chicken gravy. 

KATIE:  Waffles, most people don't drink chicken gravy. Don't you think you should offer coffee? A Cappuccino or latte would be nice. 


WAFFLES:  I just have to figure out how to punch the gas and paw the steering wheel at the same time.

KATIE:  And perhaps watch the road?

WAFFLES:  Oh, yeah. That too.

KATIE:  People of the world, especially you with cars. You might want to consider alternative modes of transportation. Like just staying home.










13 comments:

  1. MOL! I don't know if I'd want to take an Uber with Waffles at the wheel! Sorry, Waff.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Waffles, you're the best Uber driver ever!

    ReplyDelete
  3. kind of makes us glad we live on the other side of the country :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. Um, we don't think we would want to ride with you, Waffles. No offense.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I would ride with you Waffles. I live near Boston, your driving would make me feel right at home.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Yikes, the insurance on that Beemer will go through the roof with Waffles behind the wheel

    ReplyDelete
  7. Waffles maybe you should get a motorcycle and do stunts to earn those GPs MOL
    Timmy and Family

    ReplyDelete
  8. Waff, you have to let the humans chauffeur you around.

    ReplyDelete
  9. MOL ! Waffles, maybe you should ask Gloman to get a smarter car that drives by itself ! Purrs

    ReplyDelete

Thank you so much for your comment. We LOVE hearing from you!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...