Hi everyone, Katie here.
Red Dog has failed me. He's supposed to stand guard downstairs by the front door and make sure that no intruders are allowed passage into the townhouse. Well apparently he missed the memo about party guests and their obvious intruder status.
Not only is the idiot dog wearing Glogirly's hat, and I must say he looks ridiculous, the poor excuse for a guard dog just stood by and let not one, not two, but SIX intruders into the townhouse tonight.
This party crept up on me like a snake in the grass.
All of a sudden, there was music playing and candles burning.
I heard noises and ran to the front window to get a look. Cars in the townhouse driveway. Not good. I barely had time for a quick snack and drink before the doorbell alarm sounded and I was forced to retreat.
Even as I write this, at the wee hour of 2:00 am, Gloman is still downstairs entertaining them. Glogirly apparently had the sense to say her goodnights and come upstairs to bed. But even as she sleeps, I am still on full alert. I will not eat, drink, groom, poop or sleep until they are gone.
I heard talk of pajamas. This is not a good sign. If one of more of them have packed their pajamas, I may have to wait until everyone is passed out before I can safely navigate back to my food dish and litter box.
I will keep you apprised of my situation.