WAFFLES: Time for my daily workout. Gotta maintain my mancatly physique for the ladies.
ELLIE: I didn't know you worked out, Mr. Waffles!
ELLIE: But Mr. Waffles, your legs aren't long enough to reach the pedals on that bike.
Mr. Handsome
Waffles had his biannual senior wellness check up last week. Don't tell him he's a senior...he'd never buy it. Mr. Handsome passed his bloodwork panel with flying colors.
When comparing older photos of Waffles to today, it's pretty clear he's filled out a bit. Fortunately most of that is muscle. Probably from leaping tall doors in, well almost, a single jump. And bouncing off the walls on his nightly zoomies track.
WAFFLES: Zoomies? What zoomies?
