KATIE: No. I'm the sophisticated, level headed one. And I wouldn't talk with that siren red rug YOU call a wig. Not to mention those earrings. Makes you look kind of, well... Figures you'd be the flirt.

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Thank you for being a
Sharing your food again and again.
You’re black and white, kinda vain and real crabby too.

Thank you for being a
Stealing my food again and again.
Your fur is orange, you’re naive and annoying too.
But if we threw a party,
But if we threw a party,
Invited everyone we knew.
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me,
And the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend.
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