Enquiring Cats Want To Know: Milk Spill Exclusive

Minneapolis, MN
Associated Cat Press

News of a tsunami-sized milk spill has been flooding the blogosphere. Initial reports indicate a golden-eyed, orange cat, answering to the name 'Waffles' is allegedly behind the catastrophic spill that took place at a Minneapolis townhome, Sunday, August 11.

Eyewitness Cat Katie, describes the events immediately preceding the spill:

"It was just an ordinary Sunday morning. Glogirly was eating her raisin bran in the living room and Waffles was sniffing my, well, you know. Waffles was all 'Meow, play with me, meow' in her face, so she set her still half-full cereal bowl down on the end table and got out the wand toy."

Waffles Behavior "Out of Control"

As Glogirly tried  to untangle the wand toy, Katie witnessed what can only be described as extremely erratic and alarming behavior.

"Waffles was out of control. Before Glogirly could free the toy from it's snarled mess, he was attacking her. 

Flailing his arms, bunny kicking and taking names. 

When she finally freed the toy, Waffles went for it. He was jumping like a gymnast and flipping like a fish. Back and forth, flip and flop...he was banking off the walls and skidding on the floors.

It was a real brou ha ha."

The Mother of All Jumps

And then it happened. According to Katie, Waffles flew six feet into the air, projectiling across the room and coming down with a full 180 degree twist right into the cereal bowl. You can't make this stuff up.

Sources indicate HBO words were exchanged as Glogirly & Gloman cleaned up the mess from the walls, floor, rug, sofa, chair, tables, lamps and Waffles himself.

Waffles' spokesperson has hinted the orange kitten is in talks with the American Dairy Association and may soon be sporting the famous milk mustache. Katie says he better clean off the milk crusties from his forehead before he starts signing any pawtographs.

If you've never seen Air Waffles in action, 

be sure to check him our on the 

GLOGIRLY YouTube Channel.

Real Housecat Sighting

Hi everyone, Katie here.

The Real Housecats are a smashing success and they're getting all kinds of great press.  If you haven't heard already, Your Daily Cute featured them today as, well... their DAILY CUTE!

Plans are underway for a second episode.  In the meantime, the Housecats have been spotted at a local fish market and bottle shop, where it's believed they've been "shopping" for party necessities.  This looks to be a celebration of monumental proportions.

As always, drama follows the Housecats.

Left - Right:  Wally, Katie, Cathy Keisha, Kite

Wally, incognito as the fish guy, has bound and gagged the real fish guy to gain access to the salmon case.  

Katie, a known connoisseur of fine seafood, takes charge of the haul.  Cathy Keisha and Kite are on lookout 

and ready to take down the authorities if necessary.

Bottom Left - Right:  Figaro, Penelope, Kjelle Bus     

In Basket and daydreaming:  Austin

The Real Housecats for Peace, representing 4 countries, can at least agree that the best bubbly comes from France.
Meanwhile, some of the Housecats are getting a little tired of Kjelle's sunglasses, accusing him of taking his
sudden leap into fame's spotlight just a bit too far.  Kjelle maintains he's simply shy.  

Left - Right:  Mario, Artemisia

Rumors indicate the behind-the-scenes romance between resident Catsanova (Mario) and Southern Belle 

(Artemisa) is  about to become even steamier as Mario invites his muse into the stockroom at the same 

local fish market.   As if Wally's takedown of the fish guy wasn't bad enough. 

If you're still living under a rock and haven't seen the premiere episode of The Real Housecats Of The Blogosphere, just click HERE.

If you spot any of the Housecats out and about, PLEASE send us an iReport.