Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Man Hands



Hi everyone, Katie here.

DISCLAIMER: The following photos are in no way intended to suggest that I am an ordinary pushover lap cat. On the contrary, I am merely a method actor, in the zone.


Those of you who have come to know me, understand and even appreciate that I live life on MY terms. This is MY townhouse. Inside is MY kitchen, MY bathroom, MY down comforter on MY bed. Glogirly and Gloman stay here only because I allow it. Sure they pay the mortgage, they buy the salmon. That's just the price of entry for life with me. And they are happy to do it.



Part of the whole "my terms" thing involves behavior normally associated with obedient pets. You know...pushover dogs and lazy cats. Occasionally, I will exhibit such behavior in an effort to create an impression of townhome peace and harmony. Or simply to make Glogirly jealous.



These photos, recently taken with my approval, exhibit the latter.

Glogirly has been traveling. That evil suitcase has been coming and going. Sure, I hear this is about to change, but I'm not going to let that stop me from arousing just a little bit of jealousy in her. Ok, alot of jealousy. See, I'd never allow her to do what Gloman is doing in these photos. You can tell it's him by the man hands. I may look like I'm enjoying it. Chances are I was even purring. But that's what method acting is. I am immersing myself in my character, losing myself in the character's emotions. This makes for a uniquely lifelike performance. The stuff of which Ocscar's are made.




So is the jealousy thing it working?
You bet your sweet Glogirly.






21 comments:

  1. You must be a GREAT method actor! I could never behave that way around the male human here. He makes me sort of un-purr with his heavy-handed pets. And he smells like dog. And he forgets to watch while I eat, and lets Binga steal my food. But maybe your male human is not guilty of such heinous crimes. So that would make your performance easier.

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  2. Was that a pout I saw on Glogirly's face? Keep it up Katie...it's working!

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  3. We think it's working! You're so smart, Katie!

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  4. We're glad to hear that Glogirly may be staying home more., and Katie you better watch out. She just may ignore you and play with one of those red doggies.

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  5. Katie, you are the very best actress I have ever met! Bravo!

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  6. You are such a good method actress Katie. You can make it look so believable.

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  7. What an actress you are Katie. You certainly had me fooled.

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  8. That's an award winning purrformance!!


    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  9. When does the scene come out on DVD?

    A best seller!

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  10. We definitely see an award of great importance in your future!
    Happy Tuesday..
    ~ Anna Sue

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  11. Oh...it's ok to melt cuz of manhandling...it's girlhandling that we have to really act, hahameow.

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  12. Academy! Academy Award for Best Feline Actor.

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  13. Yeah, you deserve an Oscar for that purrformance, Katie! Very believeable! Just look at Glogirly's face!!

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  14. Katie, obviously your human is putty in your paws. Good work!!

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  15. Hi Katie
    I am impressed with your Method style acting. Wow you are definitely star material. You've got Glogirl right under your paw.

    purrin
    xoxox
    Abby

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  16. Katie, what a relief. We thought maybe Glogirly was rather, erm, hirsute.

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  17. Quality of life comes with great sacrifice. Pretending to like the petting does keep you warm at night and food in your bowl. You are looking beautiful as usual.

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