WAFFLES: Hey Boss, what's that big pink dot doing on our blog?
KATIE: We're telling everyone what our Top 5 Loves are.
WAFFLES: Well I don't know about you, but my 5 are chicken. There's white meat, dark meat–
KATIE: Waffles, yesterday was #NationalCatDay. We're sharing the things we love the most with our friends and readers. Certainly you must love more than just chicken.
WAFFLES: JUST chicken? How can you say just chicken? Besides, you said National Cat Day was yesterday.
KATIE: Waffles, that doesn't change a thing. As far as we're concerned, everyday is National Cat Day.
WAFFLES: But what about National Waffles Day? National Chicken Lovers Day? What about–
KATIE: Waffles, not everyday is about you.
WAFFLES: But you just said, everyday is Cat Day, right?
1. Love Thy Neighbor
KATIE: No tongue, Waffles. No tongue.
2. Love Thy Toilet Paper
WAFFLES: Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
3. Love Thy Dinner
WAFFLES: Are you going to eat that?
4. Love Thy CatDaddy
WAFFLES: A little to the– yeah, that's the spot.
KATIE: I wish for a world where every cat knows love.