Friday, October 21, 2016

Final Residential Cat Debate: Katie v. Waffles

MODERATOR:  Welcome to the final 2016 Residential Cat Debate. The political pundits have been buzzing since the last cat debate with viewer polls indicating Katie overwhelmingly outperformed the furry orange showman. Her prowess and preparation clearly paid off. Despite Waffles' lack of experience and polish, he continues to charm crowds with his off the cuff meows, quips and improvisational song lyrics.

We're ready for a spirited discussion between two cats with strikingly different viewpoints and opinions. We kindly ask that you refrain from cheering, chortling or heckling. 

WAFFLES:  Who, me??

MODERATOR:  Except for right now as we welcome cats, Katie and Waffles.


WAFFLES:  Woot! Woooot! *unintelligible chortling* ...The crowd goes wild! Yesssss!



KATIE:  Seriously, Waffles. Cheering for yourself???




WAFFLES:  Wait! I'm not ready. I have to get my scratcher, um.. I mean my podium ready. Where's the snacks? Aren't there supposed to be snacks?



KATIE:  Waffles, get back to your podium. This one's mine.

WAFFLES:  Does your podium have snacks? Because mine doesn't. Aren't we supposed to have snacks?

KATIE:  Waffles, forget the snacks. The readers want to hear us discuss the issues. 



WAFFLES:  Hey, Mister Moderator Guy, I have an issue that needs to be discussed. My podium doesn't have snacks. 



WAFFLES:  Doesn't this thing work? Hellooo, can anyone hear me? Hey, where'd the moderator guy go? 



KATIE:  Something tells me he's not coming back. 


And...
...there you have it. The debate has ended before it even got started. Despite the lack of thoughtful discussion, tomorrow's polls will likely show that Katie won while Waffles tweets about the lack of snacks. 

Democat, Republicat, Independcat...
No matter which side of the litter box you lean towards, we bet you'll be glad when this election cycle is over.


WAFFLES:  Which side of the litter box do you lean towards, Boss?

KATIE:  MY side, Waffles.




14 comments:

  1. Either Katie or Waffles would be a better presidential option. Write in!!!!!!

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  2. I think Katie and Waffles are both winners!

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  3. I'd recommend a combined ticket ... but I'm thinking Katie would rather not deal with Waffles all day long ... like she does now ;)

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  4. Katie and Waffles would make much better candidates! We will be soooooo glad when this is over!

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  5. We think you are both pawsome candidates!

    The Florida Furkids

    ps - sorry we haven't been visiting....for some reason, you don't come up in our reader anymore :(

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  6. we have to go with Waffles on this one....there should ALWAYS be snacks

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  7. Maybe the guy with the orange hair should hire Waffles as his spokescat! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  8. We're going to vote for Smoke and Joe anyway, MOL ! You could be minister, or secretary, who knows ? Purrs

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  9. We loved these debates much better than the ones the humans did. :)

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  10. YEah, let's get this 'lection over with!

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  11. Wow, we would have not thought it possible, but every one of your debates was a TIE! You're both winners, Katie and Waffles!

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  12. We feel your cat debate enriched the election environment (not that it needed much!)

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  13. The election is over, but that still made me laugh. Have you seen the video game, Cat President - A more perfect Union? It's similar and fun to watch, if you have nothing better to do and want to see cats run for president.

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