KATIE: Don't you suppose it's got something to do with that eye patch of yours?
WAFFLES: Yeah but me ladies think I look hot in me eyepatch.
KATIE: Anything for the ladies I guess.
WAFFLES: Uh, Boss... speaking of ladies, I think your lady-beard is crooked.
KATIE: Waffles, if you're trying to impress the ladies... pirates or no pirates, it's best to steer clear of any beard comments.
WAFFLES: Ok, what about beard beads? Can I tell you your beard beads crooked? Because they're crooked.
Happy International Meow Like a Pirate Day!
Waffles and Katie may be meowing like extras in a Johnny Depp movie today, but come back on Waffles Wednesday to see AND hear the real Waffles sing for his breakfast. That's right, after many special requests from our friends and readers, we've managed to catch him caught on video during his morning routine. This is one you won't want to miss!
Until then... enjoy shivering your timbers, Mateys!