Friday, September 2, 2016

Beauty School for Cats

WAFFLES:  Whatcha doing, Boss?



 KATIE:  Practicing my beauty poses. Tilt head, eyes up, over the shoulder–

WAFFLES:  Wow, Boss. I didn't know you had to practice that beauty stuff. 

KATIE:  It's all about playing to the camera, Waffles. Knowing your best features and accentuating the positive. 



WAFFLES:  Accentuating? Like with a British accent? Or maybe French. I bet the ladies would like–



KATIE:  No, Waffles. Just point your best feature towards the camera. For me, it's my eyes. For you–



WAFFLES:  How's THIS, Boss?!




KATIE:  Yeah, I don't know I'd call that your best feature. You have nice eyes, Waffles. Try that.

WAFFLES:  Wow, Boss! You think I have nice eyes? 

KATIE:  Just look towards the camera already. Sometime today.

WAFFLES:  What if I blink? Or what if I have an itch?

KATIE:  Don't overthink it, Waffles. 



WAFFLES:  Ok. Like this?



KATIE:  Three words. Beauty school dropout.


About Today's Photos 
If you've been visiting us for awhile now, you know that Glogirly has taken thousands of photos. 97% of them are of Katie and Waffles. 3% are of other cats. And that last 2% are of the floor, her feet or the inside of her lens cap.

Of those thousands of photos, virtually all of Katie's are elegant, ladylike and demure. With Waffles as her inspiration, Katie's also mastered her sarcastic are-you-kidding-me glare. Like Zoolander's Blue Steel, it's become her signature look.

Waffles, on the other hand, is anything but serious. That's one of the reasons Glogirly loves photographing him so much. When his fun loving personality shines through, he's like the cat of a thousand faces. She loves catching him looking up, looking guilty or with his mouth open, meowing and talking. FYI... the looking guilty thing comes quite naturally to him.



28 comments:

  1. I too, love the many faces of Waffles

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  2. Waffles is such a clown. Katie is so adorable too

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  3. You describe the pictures of Katie well ... and Waffles is ... ummm ... Waffles.
    ps - PSST - Waffles ... hint on one of your best features ... that magnificent tail! Though those nose freckles are pretty adorable too!

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  4. I love you guys so much!! You make my day! Is it today ginger cat appreciation day or was it yesterday? Oh well, no matter, I appreciate you Waffles and my ginger Jack too for sure! You guys do have funny personalities and the ladies do love it. Except for my one and only female Samantha and of course your Katie.

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  5. Please don't let my cats know I swoon whenever I see photos of Waffles, especially the ones that capture his mancatly handsomeness and his purrsonality. I'll be picking myself up off the floor after seeing the second shit of him with his paws tucked in with a slight head tilt looking up. Be still my heart

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  6. I think Waffles looks good from any angle! Although he COULD use a few lessons from Katie... and from me!

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  7. Love your fangs, Waffle! And Katie you DO have gorgeous eyes. Thanks for the skit to your human, sweet way to start the day!

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  8. Thanks a lot guys. Now I'm stuck with "Beauty School Dropout" from Grease playing in my head for the rest of the day.

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  9. They are so adorable. Have a great day.
    Sue B

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  10. mom has lots of pictures of Daiquiri's nose.... btw - dear Glogirly, we didn't know you took 102% of pictures MOL

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  11. We always love your pictures and the captions that go with them. They are "right on." Good job to to all.

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  12. Holy tonsils!! Are you the MGM lion
    Lily & Edward

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  13. You always get the best of your cats,xx Rachel

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  14. ::sigh:: that is from mum just loving all the pics. She also will be singing "Beauty School Drop Out" from Grease.

    Amy model has to have some catitude, so a bit of tongue, just showing your purrsonality.

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  15. Around here, oange cats look guilty because of their naughty streak. That's the case with Newton, for sure. - Ashton

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  16. What a cute little tongue, Waffles ! You both have a strong personality, and we love it ! Purrs

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  17. Waffles is cool. Katie is a beauty.

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  18. That little pink tongue makes your photo perfect, Waffles.

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  19. Hey, we kinda like that last pic of Waffles. ;)

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  20. I think Katie and beautiful and pawsome.

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  21. Oh I bet it does!! Ha!!! Katie is a natural, Waffles a natural clown!

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  22. Katie, you're a classic beauty. Waffles is handsome, and well ... just Waffles. :)

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  23. Katie - you are all that is classic in cat. Waffles - you defy description. In a good way

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  24. Glogirly, these are particularly wonderful portraits!
    Maggie

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  25. I relate to that 2% all too well :)

    I love Waffles' tongue photo.

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