Friday, April 22, 2016

Static Electric Cat

KATIE:  Waffles, what have you done? You look like you stuck your paw in the electrical outlet. You know you're not supposed to–



WAFFLES:  I didn't, Boss. Honest.

KATIE:  Well I know you weren't rubbing up against a balloon. 

WAFFLES:  We have balloons???

KATIE: You must have been taking a bath on the rug again.

WAFFLES:  Is that wrong?

KATIE:  Not if you don't mind static electricity.



KATIE:  So why don't you groom yourself like a normal cat?

WAFFLES:  Normal?

KATIE:  You know, sitting up and taking care of business yoga-style.

WAFFLES:  Yoga?



KATIE:  I guess Waffles subscribes to The Lazy Cat's Guide to Proper Grooming.


About Today's Photos
It's true. Waffles has his own personal style of bathing. He lays outstretched on the rug, on his back, and flip flops side to side like a fish, getting a few licks in with each flip and each flop. I guess we should be grateful he's figured out this is the only way he can seem to reach his armpits.

WAFFLES:  Armpits???

21 comments:

  1. It's a floofy Waffles!!! He's a smart dude figuring out how to bathe. Tamir did the same thing....maybe it's a ginger tabby thing?

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. Oh Waffles, are you a stinky dirty boy cat...??? Poor Katie! Your sensitive girl-nose must be constantly insulted...

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  3. As long as the job gets done - right Waffles?

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  4. Weirdly enough, I've been doing a lot of that since I've had this UTI! It's actually quite fun... I wonder if I'll continue after it clears up?

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  5. OOOH Waffles!!!!! No wonder Katie look in despair * giggle *

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  6. Sounds like you've got your own way to do things Waffles.
    Sue B

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  7. awww - we like the "static" look :)

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  8. Waffles pal, ummmm, you need to wash your boy parts with your tongue tho to get them really clean. If you don't you might smell! Ladycats would not like that. I'm just trying to be a big brother to you pal.

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  9. Go touch Katie after you've done that rolling, Waffles. You'll shock her in more ways than one.

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  10. Katie, don't let Waffles touch you when he's all static-y like that! ZAP!

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  11. Waff, just do your own thing, bathe your way.

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  12. Marching to your own drummer again, Waffles!

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  13. MOL Waffles is a Hoot. Katie we think living with Waffles must be like having your own comedy channel 24/7

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  14. *snort* dood. Seriouslies. Just tell the girlcat that you march to the beat of a different drummer.

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  15. Muffin often uses that method of bathing as well.

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