Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Waffles' Mission, Should He Choose to Accept It #WafflesWednesday

KATIE:  Waffles. As you know, Glogirly has been away for nearly a week now and is not due back until late Sunday evening. 

WAFFLES:  Yeah?

KATIE:  And as you know, in her absence she has transferred all meal service responsibilities to Gloman.

WAFFLES:  You mean like dinner?

KATIE:  Or lack thereof. You know she's got him measuring out our food in those tiny little cups, don't you?

WAFFLES:  They are kind of small.

KATIE:  Gloman's portions are far more generous when he has no idea what he's doing. The less he knows the more we eat. 


KATIE:  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to confiscate the Cat Cheat Sheet from the kitchen counter. Once in your possession, it must be destroyed. Shred it, eat it, bury it in the litter box if you have to.
Actual Cat Cheat Sheet Currently Displayed on Kitchen Counter


WAFFLES:  Hey, wait a minute! How come you get more food than me???

KATIE:  As always, should you be caught, I will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Good luck, Waffles. This blog will self-destruct in five seconds. 








25 comments:

  1. OH my Waffles this is a tough one!!

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  2. You can do it Waffles. Or at least you can switch your name for Katie's and then you'll get more food!

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  3. Waffles, in the original Mission Impawsible - they had theses masks that made you look like anyone... so you could look like Katie and get more foods... Or maybe even look like Glogirly and change the cheat sheet!

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  4. Oh Waffles! I was lucky! When my Mom was out-of-town this past weekend she told my Dad to just forget my diet on the weekend! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody

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  5. Do it Waff!!! Wished we could come help......

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  6. How did Katie get lucky with the portions?

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  7. Hi K & W, our owner noticed that about the 1/8 cup water on Katie's food. Hah,Katie have you been tipping into the till? No wonder you are all suspicious. I have a sneaking suspicious our owner is going to try that 1/8 cup water thing on ME. I've been accused of getting alittle too "sumptuous" . How can one have "too much to love?" Now that I read about it here I'll be on guard.

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  8. OMC, you gotta eat those rules Waffles! Don't get caught. Good luck! Purrs

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  9. Is Waffle's mission impossible? Maybe if he wears one of his disguises.... He does have quite a wig collection.
    Good luck, Waffles!
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  10. Maybe you can bury the rules Waffles.
    Sue B

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  11. we have our doubts that this mission will be successful MOL

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  12. Go on, Waffles, and destroy that sheet ! Purrs

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  13. Holman needs to always be in charge of the foods
    Lily & Edward

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  14. Waffles, Katie clearly wants the same that you want, MORE FOOD so you will definitely benefit from this mission.

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  15. Your expressions today are priceless. Sounds to me like you both are on a diet. You have my deepest sympathy.

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  16. Wow, Katie lucked out with the portion sizes! Waff, you HAVE to destroy that sheet, dude!

    Sorry we haven’t been visiting much this week. Many thanks for your kindness in the wake of Moosey’s passing. He was a very special boy, and we love and miss him so much. The outpouring of love and support by our friends has been such an encouragement during this difficult time.

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  17. Eat that sheet, Waffles! Tell Gloman that you were so hungry that you had to do it.

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  18. MOL Oh Me cats and kittens we wuld starve. MOL Good luck Waffles.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  19. Sheesh, that isn't much foods. I agree, get rid of the menu plan.

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  20. Waffles..Please don't disguise yourself as Tom Cruise...you are much more handsome...

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  21. If Waffles eats that paper, does it count toward his dinner portion? And if it does, does that mean he will get more than Katie then?

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