Friday, August 21, 2015

Waffles Learns How To Pick Up Chicks

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, you come here often? 

KATIE:  Seriously? You're going to use that line on me?

WAFFLES:  Ok. How about this? Hey, can I get your digits so we can FaceTime?

KATIE:  Waffles, you're already in my face 24/7. The last thing I'm going to do is FaceTime you. And mitts off my digits.



WAFFLES:  Man, picking up chicks is hard.



KATIE:  Waffles, you've got a lot to learn about girl cats.

WAFFLES: So what am I supposed to say? 

KATIE: Well, you should say nice things. Compliment her. Tell her you like her fur... 

WAFFLES:  Ok. I like your fur.

KATIE:  Waffles, you need to romance it. "I love your furs... how do you keep them so silky-soft?" 

WAFFLES:  Thanks, Boss. I lick them everyday. 



KATIE:  No Waffles, you're supposed to ask ME how I keep MY fur so soft. 



WAFFLES:  But I already know. You lick yours like elebenty billion times a day. That's why you cough up all those nasty hairballs and have to eat that gooey hairball stuff.

KATIE: WAFFLES! If you want to impress the ladies, do NOT bring up hairballs. Ok, let's try this again. Just say, "Hello, my name is Waffles. What's your name?"

WAFFLES:  Ok. HELLO, MY NAME IS WAFFLES! What's–

KATIE:  Take it down a notch, Waffles. A little lower.



WAFFLES:  *low voice* Hello, my name is Waffles.''


About Today's Photos
Today's photos were taken just last week. Glogirly has taken pictures of Waffles at the kitchen counter before. She's taken pictures of Katie at the kitchen counter too. But she'd NEVER gotten photos of them BOTH at the kitchen counter until now.

It was about 4:45pm. Katie and Waffles were getting ready to get ready for dinner. Glogirly was emptying the dishwasher when she looked up and saw what you see in that first photo. She's learned to always keep her camera close so she grabbed it and started shooting. There was plenty of grumbling about the light too. Something about bright daylight from the windows behind and harsh light above from the kitchen pendants.

Katie and Waffles didn't care. They didn't even care that they were sitting just inches apart. They had bigger and better things on their mind. It was after all, now 4:59pm.

31 comments:

  1. A total delight! Oh well done Glogirly!!!! Poor Waffles - a way to go yet.....

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  2. I wake up every morning looking forward to reading about Waffles and Katie! They make me laugh every time! Poor Waffles he tries so hard with Katie she needs to give him a break

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  3. And I thought dis wuz gonna be bout chikken.

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  4. But the lighting worked out awesomely - it looks very bar-like! Katie, you forgot the part where he has to buy you a drink.

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  5. Ok, that is some serious cute to turn around and see! Poor Waffles, he has a long way to go to become a ladies man! But Katie.. I'm not sure you should encourage him!

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  6. Waffles, keep practicing! Your handsome manliness will get their attention first. But dinner always comes first!

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  7. Pest waffes, let's go prowling for chicks together some might. I will teach you all I know! He he

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  8. Chicks.... in's my house.... chicks mean these tiny fluffy noisy thing my Giant Human raises..and she won't let me plays with them!
    I's so confused, the word chicks, means different things!

    Luvs,
    Rose~ the mostly grown up kitten

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  9. Dude you got to wine them and dine them ,then a movie and some dancing,then a romantic stroll along a beach or a river or in a park ,then you escort them home with a little kiss at the end of the night.Then you need to send flowers,and her favorite treats followed by more wonderful date's,xx Speedy

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  10. Poor Waffles ! Human ladies are much easier to charm than cat ladies for you ! Keep practicing ! Purrs

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  11. Waffles and Katie bellying up to the bar. I feel like they should be calling out for service!
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  12. We love these photos! We hope Waffles and Katie got a ton of treats after the photos.

    The Florida Furkids

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  13. We thought this post was gonna be about chicken! :)

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  14. ah yes...the lure of dinner to get over sitting so close....

    when mom lived at home with her parents and our angel kitty Butterscotch, sitting at the counter like that was his favorite spot....

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  15. You will learn, Waffles. Good of katie to help you practice and get your pick up lines for chicks just right.

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  16. I thought there was going to be a chicken reference too. You just never know where this crazy couple o cats is going to go

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  17. You're getting better Waffles. My human is easy. "Hi. My name is Waffles," and she'd be hooked...

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  18. But you already know Katie's name
    Lily & Edward

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  19. So funny!!!! I´m laughing here!!!!!
    Have a fun weekend!

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  20. Those photos are priceless! Love them! And Waffles, Katie is now offering you advice? This is a milestone! Normally she is just bossing you around...

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  21. You'll get it eventually, Waffles. Keep practicing and asking for advice.

    Glogirly, foods is srs biz, you know that! How dare you waste time on pointless camera stuff and pictures when you could be feeding those poor, starving cats? Do you really think Katie would knowingly sit so close to the Orange Invasion except in most dire circumstances? Food on plates, human slave! That's what they keep you around for! ;D

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  22. This post had us completely MOL!!! Waffles, you certainly do have a lot to learn about picking up ladycats :)

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  23. Katie, let's just say Waffles is a work in progress ...... or, better, he's a piece of work!! Something anyway! Great pics though :)

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  24. Yep you both look like you're ready for your dinner to be served! So cute.

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  25. This is so cute..did they order any drinks?..like maybe chicken broth...lol..

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  26. Katie, I don't think you will ever get Waffles straightened out!

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  27. Waffles we love your innocence and honesty. Your mom takes awesome pics of you two. We love the lighting and ambience. Katie we truly admire your patience with youngster Waffles. See ya tomorrow! Purrs, Greyson, Mr. Chivers, Chloe & Tabitha

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  28. Why does the flashy box always come before our comfort? Waff, to pick up girls you need to talk tuna but talking turkey might work for some.

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  29. As if the lighting in those meat-market bars are EVER flattering!

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  30. Gosh, I wish mum had bar stools I could sit and watch her cook. As it is, I am on the floor reaching my paws up to get her attention. Gimme my gooshy foods.

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  31. Waffles, if we recall correctly, you have never had any trouble picking up other girls. It is just Katie who likes to play hard to get! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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