Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Waffles Wednesday: Help Wanted

WAFFLES:  Hi, I'd like to apply for the job please?

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  Uh, yes. I have LOTS of experience. And a hat.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah wa wah?

WAFFLES:  I'm studying to be a chicken rancher and I need the job to pay for my class supplies.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  Where? Uh, it's a correspondent course? On my iPad.

MANAGER:  Wah wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  No, I haven't gravitated yet. I still have elebenty years left.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah wah?

WAFFLES:  University of Chicken.

MANAGER:  Wah wa wah?

WAFFLES:   My degree? Uh, a BKFC.  A Batcher, I mean Bachelor of KFC. Until I get married.


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29 comments:

  1. Don't worry Waffles - you can come out here for chicken. I'll GLADLY give you some. As many as you want.

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  2. MOL Waffles! My momma says ya should check out Roscoe's in LA - dey are famous for chikken and waffles!

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  3. The Lone Star Cats are right - in fact, there is one just about 20 minutes from our house!

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  4. Chicken AND Waffles - this can't be true!?!?!?!

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  5. Wow! Working through school! This will look good on your resume!

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  6. Good luck, Waffles! They just have to see that you are qualified.

    If Waffle House doesn't hire you like KFC turned me down, become an entrepeneur. My chicken emporium is gonna be huge! - Ashton

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  7. We thinks you would make the *perfect* Waffle House employee, Waffles. Just keep at it, and we know you will achieve your dream!

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  8. We would definitely eat there, Waffles!
    Love,
    Lola and Lexy

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  9. Ohhhh I love that idea Waffles!!!! hahaha! So clever!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  10. poor Waffles....you will get there someday :)

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  11. Waffles, maybe you and our mom should get together and compare notes on how to write the best resume with catchy chicken phrases.

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  12. They are fools if they don't hire you Waffles!

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  13. Ashton's chicken emporium, now the Waffle House. Truffles needs to find a way to make use of her name, but cats can't eat chocolate!

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  14. I bet you will get that job Waffles.
    Sue B

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  15. Allie: I'll write you a *stellar* letter of recommendation if you PROMISE to hire Faraday as your first employee. In Minnesota.

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  16. We hope they serve chicken if you get the job.

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  17. WAffles you have a lot of restaurants named after you! Wow do they serves Waffles or Chicken?

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  18. Waffles, remember that photo I took of the dish that was waffles AND chicken together? You can tell them that you have all kinds of ideas for good menu additions!

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  19. We're as confused as the manager! MOL!
    Thanks for making us laugh, Waffles!

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  20. You sound totally qualified for the job, Waffles! Just saying.

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  21. Mommy says she doesn't know where the nearest Waffle House is. Would IHOP work?

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  22. You have great dreams Waffles.

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  23. So I'm guessing that you didn't get your "dream" job.

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  24. MOL Love it! Say, isn't your home technically 'Waffle House?' I mean, it's Katie and Waffle house, but still!

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  25. Whoa! Charlie Brown’s teacher is now a manager at Waffle House! HAH! What a breaking story. Did you get the gig, Waff? TW hung in Waffle House in Athens, GA.

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  26. Does the Waffle House serve chicken? We think if you have the hat, getting the job should be easy peasy. You might have to wear a hairnet, though! That would be pretty funny. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  27. I would be first in line to your Waffle House!!

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  28. You are making me hungry for chicken & waffles everybuddy..MOL..

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