Friday, February 27, 2015

TMZzzz Exclusive: WaffKat Kiss - The REAL Story

TMZzzz Reporter:  So Katie, we all want to hear your side of the story on the now famous KISS photo. Is it true you were locking lips with an orange cat barely 1/4 your age?

KATIE:  That was NO kiss. I wouldn't lock lips with that cat if he was holding the last chicken drumstick on earth.

TMZzzz Reporter:  Katie, I've just been told we have a close up of the photograph in question. The way I see it, you appear to be gazing into the eyes of another cat with your lips softly parted. It's hard to tell, but... do I see tongue??? How do you explain this?






KATIE:  The press has blown this WAY out of proportion. It's a bad camera angle, I'm telling you. A VERY bad camera angle. 

TMZzzz Reporter:  I don't know, Katie. Viewers aren't buying it. Okay, we've got Waffles on the line. Welcome Waffles. So tell us, what happened?



WAFFLES:  I was just minding my own bizness and stuff and out of nowhere the Boss came over and planted a big wet one on me, I swear it.

TMZzzz Reporter:  Waffles, did you do anything to provoke this unexpected display of ... would you call it affection? 

WAFFLES:  No, the Boss doesn't have an infection. And I didn't catch anything from her either. Except for the catnip dental treat she was eating.

TMZzzz Reporter:  Do you mean to say you stole a catnip dental treat right out of her mouth???

WAFFLES:  Well yeah, it's #CatDentalHealth month, duh.



Reporters are camped out at the Townhouse as we continue to follow the WaffKat KISS story. Stay tuned to TMZzzz for more breaking–

TMZzzz Satellite Reporter:  Hey, can someone please pass the kibble? My satellite dish is empty. 


37 comments:

  1. We dunno...Katie, you have a verreh dreamy look in your eyes!

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    1. Definitely under the influence of catnip Greenies. ; )

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  2. Such goings on! Who knew the Townhouse was such a hotbed!?

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  3. Katie, I think you need to have a talk with your photographer! MOL... and the dental treat explains everything =P

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  4. Ha!I knew it Waffles is always looking to score some snacks,xx Speedy

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  5. We thinks it looks like a kiss, Katie......

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  6. I knew it had to be food he was after (not to copycat the above kitty)! Love Dolly

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  7. Katie, admit it...you kissed a Waffles and you liked it!

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  8. Do we detect a rose glow on your face Waffles???
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  9. Nah, i KNOW that Glogirly is an expert with the photoshop and can put both Katie and Affles in the same picture when they were miles apart. But it will never be proven.

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    1. Glogirly is tickled for that sweet compliment, but this time it's true... no Photoshop at all. : )

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  10. He stole a treat right out of your mouth Katie - I knew you were innocent. I still want to hear about the "smack" that happened right after he invaded your personal space.

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    1. Yeah! Give us your side of the story, Katie! Tell TMZzzz what *really* happened!

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  11. We are pretty confident TMZzzz... will get the real story!

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  12. oh no....the pawpurrazi is camped out at the townhouse.....

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  13. These latest posts are the funniest ever! Julio says, "Hey, there, cute Katie! Wanna come over and play Greenies with me...wink, wink?"

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  14. Oh Waffles...dear me you'd better sleep with one eye open now that you've ahhh let the cat outta the bag on Katie and the kiss.

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  15. Maxwell: WAIT. Let's jump tot he important part. An EMPTY DISH?!?

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  16. OH, a tasty dental treat? That explains (almost) everything! :)

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  17. Dental treats? Nip Greenies? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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  18. How scandalous! It looks like a bonifide smooch to me. :)

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  19. MOL Dat is so cute. Is good to get along and a kiss evewy nnow and again nevew hurt anykitty. MOL Hav a pawsum weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  20. Next time give him the smacky paws Katie..

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  21. Maybe it was the catnip. That makes you do lots of things. LOL.
    Sue B

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  22. Oh Katie say it isn't so.... we're heartbroken!

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  23. Oooh things are starting to get "hot" at the townhouse

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  24. He he, we were not far from the truth yesterday : we were wondering if you had some chicken crumbs on your face, Katie, but it was a catnip dental treat in your mouth ! Do you know that some humans do like you and Waffles with human treats ? Just to have an excuse for a kiss-that-is-not-a-kiss... Purrs

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  25. Oh Katie, we always believed there was another side to this story. And come to find out it involved Treats! Greenies are great! Our fursis Samantha would steal them out of our month's if mom let her. That Waffles is sneaky and quick, MOL. We love you daily news updates and look forward to starting a great after reading them. Thanks for being in our lives.
    Greyson, Mr. Chivers, Samantha, Tabitha and Chloe

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  26. Ah ha! I knew Katie was innocent! That thief Waffles is getting way too bold! Did ya bite him for this Katie?? Wait, of course not.. you're too sweet! Sorry pretty girl, I should never paint you as the ornery one!

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  27. Glad TMZ didn't select KATLE for the name combo. This is so cute and clever. Thanks for continuing to amuse us. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  28. OMC! I’m horrified. Simply horrified. Who stoke Katie and replaced her with a love bot?

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  29. Hilarious! Mathis is what happens when you become a celebrity!

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