Thursday, February 26, 2015

National Cat Enquirer Exclusive: THE KISS

Minneapolis, MN
February 26, 2015

Shock waves out of Minnesota today. Two rival cats caught on camera in what can only be described as the ultimate in compromising positions. The lip-locking felines have been identified as Katie & Waffles of the GLOGIRLY cat blog.

The anonymous photographer behind the salacious shot is rumored to have sold exclusive rights to the photo for a figure in excess of elebenty billion dollars. 

Katie, pictured right, argues the "misleading and horrifying snapshot" was a result of some mad Photoshop skills, however the authenticity of the image has been confirmed and the photograph deemed untouched. Katie now claims the viral photo is "nothing more than a bad camera angle." 

A VERY bad angle indeed.

Waffles, the orange tabby with his back to the camera, has wasted no time vigorously sharing the KISS photo on social media. Meanwhile leagues of women and clowders of female cats are heartbroken and in shock. 

L-R: Princess Floofenfluff, Chris, Pancake, Tutu




"NOOOO, say it isn't so, Waffles!" -Princess Floofenfluff, Lubbock, TX

"I thought was his girlfriend!" -Chris, Kansas City, MO

"YOU TWO-TIMING #%&*@!!" -Pancake, Savannah, GA

"But, but what was all that one in elebenty billion talk???"-Tutu, Fargo, ND


The contemptuous rivalry between Katie and Waffles is no secret to fans of their blog. According to legal experts, a single picture like this, exposing the two cats in such a damaging way, could not only permanently tarnish their reputations but take down the entire GLOGIRLY empire with a single swipe of the paw.


51 comments:

  1. I think Katie just had a little food on her face and Waffles was just trying to be helpful..


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  2. This just in from Las Vegas: The House is giving odds on how long the romance will last...place your bets!

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  3. News has travelled all the way to Australia, where Amber (of the Pawesome Cats family) was seen crying uncontrollably and throwing chicken legs at the photo of Waffles by her bedside table.

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  4. Catzowey! I'ma curious as a cat to know if this pic showing Waffle's "Good Meowvalous Side" ???

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  5. "Elebenty billion" is right up there with "chortling." Thanks for the smile and the laughs. I love you guys!

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  6. Obviously he was just sniffing your breath for chick-hens. Right?

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  7. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffles. What have you done. My heart is broken. sniff

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  8. I'm glad I'm too young for all this drama! I don't ever want a boyfriend anyhow.

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  9. Hope dat elebenty billion dollars bought ya some chikken.

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  10. MOL... wow.. Katie, it does kind of look like you are enjoying yourself a little bit. Waffles is such a little heartbreaker haha!

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  11. OMC, Waff! Look at those heartbroken ladycats in the photos. There must be thousands more.

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  12. I bet there is something to the Photoshopping rumor. This just would NOT happen in real life!

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  13. Paw bumps from boy cats Tommie and Mickey Mouser! Go Waffles.
    xxoo

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  14. Katie had chicken on her lips is my guess. Oh, and Rhette is the broken hearted one in our house. Love Dolly

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  15. We thinks this is a figment of Waffles imagination, no way would Katie kiss him. Maybe he had foods on his chin, Katie's new diet could have her desperate for foods.

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  16. We think there must have been some food on Katie's lips & Waffles was somehow fooling her so he could get that close!!!!

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  17. awwww man.....Katie, what were you thinking???

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  18. ohhh my - Katie - defend yourself - clearly there is a reason for this horrible picture. I think perhaps you had chicken on your breath and he was just getting closer to check it out. What the camera doesn't show is your reaction a split second later when you smack him across HIS Kisser!!!

    Love
    Belle

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  19. We think Waffles is just checking to see if Katie has chicken breath!

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  20. Chicken-breath-check. The next shot displays an epic face-slap.

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  21. Switzerland talks about it too ! We wonder if Katie didn't simply have chicken crumb on her face.... Purrs

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  22. We can't believe it! Waiting to hear about the aftermath of "The Kiss."

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  23. Back off ladies- you can't believe what you read in the Enquirer.

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    1. very true - every picture has a story behind it. Pictures are just one second frozen in time

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  24. Waffles, you little heartbreaker......

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  25. GASP!! Scandal in the house of Glogirly ! Wish I had taken that photo, I could certainly use elebenty billion dollars right now - that's a lotta catnip! Like any celebs worth their weight in salt, Katie & Waffles will spin it and turn this CATastrophy into a plan for world peace or something.
    Love & Biscuits,
    Cathy, Isis & Phoebe
    www.dogsluvusandweluvthem.blogspot.com

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  26. Love In The Townhouse..Details at Eleben...

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  27. Katie we still go for the bad camera angle.

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  28. Waffles! How could you break our hearts like this? *bursts into tears*

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  29. Let's hope this doesn't leak any further. We wouldn't want waffles to lose his entire female following or for this to be the downfall of the Glogirly empire. It is a mighty cute photo, however. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  30. Julio says, "Don't fret and yowl, ladies! I am still available and very kissable. And I don't smell of chicken legs."

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  31. Waffles. You've been caught. Katie, you too.

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  32. We know for a fact that kiss in in the Enquirer
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  33. MOL We fawt y'all purrotested way too much. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  34. *Gasp* That is the exposé of the year!

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  35. Hmmm...was this a Waffles' dream sequence...we didn't see a shower so maybe not. Could it be the dynamic duo are going to make furriends? OMC!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  36. Puleeze, consider the source! It's the ENQUIRER, for Cod's sake! All they ever do is photoshop celebrity cats into compromising positions, and then put them on the cover.

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