Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Grow Your Own Kitty Grass Giveaway For You & Your Favorite Shelter

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Is it soup yet?

KATIE:  NO, Waffles. It's GRASS.

WAFFLES:  I KNOW it's grass, Boss. I mean is it ready yet?

KATIE:  It needs just a couple more days. 

WAFFLES:  A COUPLE MORE DAYS??? That's like forever. 



KATIE:  Two days is nothing, Waffles. Especially with the way YOU nap. Besides, this kitty grass grows REALLY fast. See?

WAFFLES:  COOL!  It looks a bazillion times taller than yesterday. Ok, now?



KATIE:  Like a fine wine, we will not munch before it's time.

WAFFLES:  Well???

KATIE:  It's time. Too bad it's not your turn.



Introducing Priscilla's Kitty Grass
It's been like a regular greenhouse here at the Townhouse lately. We've been growing kitty grass! Don't worry... it's all for purrsonal consumption. It's not like we're dealers or anything. If you want the good stuff, you'll need to see Priscilla. 

Click HERE for her cool online shop.


What's in a KIT?
1.  potting soil disc 
2. bag of seeds
3.  planter


But what if my human can't even grow a WEED?
No worries. It's so easy, even Glogirly can grow it.
  Fill a salad-sized bowl with water.
  Place the planter in the bowl and put the soil disc inside the planter.
  Make sure the water covers the disc.
  Nap for 20 minutes.
  Break up the soil with your fingers.
  Pour the whole bag of seeds in the planter & mix thoroughly with soil.
  Water daily.
  Abracadabra! In just a week-ten days, you've got kitty grass!


Super-Easy-How-To-Video:


What makes Priscilla's Grass so special?
Small Company Values
Priscilla has been growing her special blend for over 20 years. Her cottage business employs 3 full time people. Three of the four bedrooms serve as business central. The kitchen does double duty as a conference area and a great backdrop for quarterly sales meetings. Her sales and merchandising staff is consists of stay-at-home Moms that run a territory of more than 25 stores. The growers are also stay-at-home Moms ... and they grow more than 6,000 pots of kitty grass a week! Even her packaging and assembly is outsourced stay-at-home workers.


Priscilla was Green before Green was Green
Every aspect of the company's offerings employ a 'GREEN' approach. No pesticides are used int he growing of the grass. No artificial sun or hot-house facilities are used either. Pure 100% natural Southern California sun and beach air are the only cover that hangs over Priscilla's kitty grass.

A Very Special Blend
A unique blend of barley, oat, wheat and rye, Priscilla's Kitty grass has been formulated to benefit cats in a multitude of ways.
  Tasty source of vitamins & nutrients.
  A low-calorie blend of grains that promote a well-balanced and naturally maintained digestive system. 
  Cuts down on hair balls.
  Popular with all sorts of pets, including dogs, reptiles, birds and other small animals.
  Can help to keep pets from chewing houseplants.
  It's beautiful! And adds a splash of color and freshness to any home decor.


How Long Does it Last?
Once the kitty grass is full grown (our took just one week) the grass will stay fresh and beautiful for 2 weeks. Replacement soil and seeds

Getting Kitty to Enjoy the Grass
If your cat isn't sure what to think of the grass, just drizzle a little water on the grass. Your cat will lick the water off the blades of grass and eventually start to eat the grass. ...this technique worked perfectly for us!

More Than Just Grass
Priscilla also offers premium catnip growing kits, catnip toys, catnip blankets and more!


GIVEAWAY:  4 Readers & 4 Shelters!

Four lucky GLOGIRLY readers will win a kitty grass kit for themselves AND one to donate to their favorite shelter. Although prizes can only ship to the US and Canada, overseas readers are welcome to enter and gift their prize to a US/Canadian friend or shelter should they win.


But wait... there's more!  BOGO
For the next week, ALL kitty grass kit orders will be doubled. Buy one, get one for free! No promo codes needed. You'll receive an email confirming your BOGO offer after you place your order. Offer expires October 7 @ 11:59pm EST.

Shop Priscilla's Kitty Grass HERE.
 


We received our Kitty Grass Kit at no charge from Priscilla's. We also received a fee to cover the time it takes to take photos, create the blog post and administer the giveaway. Receiving the free product and the fee did not influence our article or anything we say.  All sponsored posts on GLOGIRLY will always reflect our honest opinions.



Monday, September 29, 2014

Summer in September & Hippy Cat T-Shirts






WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! How do you like my summer hippy shirt?



KATIE:  It's not summer anymore, Waffles. It's fall. 

WAFFLES:  Uh hu-uh!!! Glogirly says it's like summer outside on account of it's elebenty hundred degrees.

KATIE:  Still can't count, huh? Well at least you're not trying to tell me it's elebenty chicken degrees. 



WAFFLES:  Boss, there's no CHICKEN degrees.     ... is there?

KATIE:  Ok, let's continue with this summer hippy shirt business. You're not a hippy, Waffles. You're too young to even know what a hippy is. 


WAFFLES:  Huh-uuh! I'm not a BABY anymore you know.

KATIE:  Ok, so you may not BE a baby, but your sure know how to ACT like one.

WAFFLES:  Thanks, Boss. I've been practicing. Glogirly says I'm a really good method actor.



KATIE:  *sigh* Do you SEE what I have to live with??? 


Special thanks to the Katnip Lounge Daddy  for supplying Waffles' groovy shirt!





Neko Napper Giveaway! 
Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Sunday Selfies


WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! This Sunday Selfie stuff is FUN! Look at ME!! Look at ME!!

KATIE:  Seriously? Who do you THINK I'm looking at? 






Sunday Selfies
Today's blog post is part of the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop hosted by our friends at The Cat On My Head. Hop on over for more Sunday Selfie fun.





Neko Napper Giveaway! 
Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!


Saturday, September 27, 2014

TV Trip: Welcome Back Katie Kotter

WAFFLES:  Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 

KATIE:  Waffles, what are you DOING???

WAFFLES:  I know the answer, Mr. Kotter–  I mean Boss.

KATIE:  How can you know the answer when I haven't even asked the question?

WAFFLES:  Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!

KATIE:  Fine. Go ahead. What's your answer.

WAFFLES:  Up your nose with a rubber hose!

KATIE:  Up YOUR nose with a rubber hose. And Waffles... you've got the wrong character. HORSHACK never said that. Vinnie Barbarino did. You know, John Travolta? The GOOD looking one?

WAFFLES:  What? Where?





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Neko Napper Giveaway! 
Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!

Friday, September 26, 2014

You Smell Like Chicken

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, have you been eating chicken? I smell chicken. You've been eating chicken, haven't you?!

KATIE:  Waffles, quit sniffing me.

WAFFLES:  Tell me where it is. Where's the chicken?



KATIE:  Waffles, there IS no chicken.

WAFFLES:  I don't believe you. 

KATIE:  Waffles, there's nothing to believe or not to believe. I didn't eat any chicken. I don't smell any chicken. I don't even know where there IS any chicken.  

WAFFLES:  I don't believe you. Prove it.

KATIE:  I don't have to prove it. YOU prove it. 

WAFFLES:  Ok, Boss!




KATIE:  Whoa-Whoa-Whoa!

WAFFLES:  Sheesh, Boss. I was just proving it.

KATIE:  Proving WHAT?




WAFFLES:  Uh... I forget.






Neko Napper Giveaway! 
Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!

Thursday, September 25, 2014

#ThrowbackThursday - Food Wars

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, what's for breakfast?



WAFFLES:  Looks good! Can I have a –



WAFFLES:  Ok maybe we can do lunch sometime.


#ThrowbackThursday
ABOUT TODAY'S
DATE:  December 14, 2012
• WAFFLES:  3 months old and only 10 days out of Kitten Room Quarantine.
• KATIE:  7 years old and still in shock.

More #ThrowbackThursday HERE




Neko Napper Giveaway! 
Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!





Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Waffles Wednesday: Waff the Lounger Hunter

The great lounger hunter stalks his prey.

Oh wait. The great lounger hunter's already sitting on his prey.



There, that's better.

The Great Lounger Hunter hides below his prey.. 

Be very, very quiet. Do not disturb the Great Lounger Hunter.



Take that! *CHOMP*

The Great Lounger Hunter bites his prey.

Hmmmm.  The Great Lounger Hunter was told it would taste like chicken.



NOOOOOO!

Great lounger hunter DOWN.



ha HA! The Great Lounger Hunter wins again!



Uh, this great lounger huntering is making me sleepy.






Neko Napper Giveaway! 
Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!


Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Neko Napper Pet House & Sleeping Bag Giveaway

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss. What's the password.

KATIE:  I don't need a password. Let me in.

WAFFLES:  Nope... not by the fur of my chinny-chin-chin. 



KATIE:  Ok, Waffles. You asked for it.

WAFFLES:  Uh, ye-ah. I asked for the password like a hundred years ago. 



KATIE:  I'm going to huff. And I'm going to puff. 

WAFFLES:  BOSS! I didn't know you smoked! 



KATIE:  And I'm going to BLOW your house down!


Introducing Neko Nappers
If you're a kitty who loves to play, you're probably familiar with Neko Flies, one of the most fun wand toys you'll ever find. Well now you've got a comfy and stylish place to rest up after those wild play parties.

The Neko Napper Pet House is a sweet little kitty cottage purrfect for napping, hiding and playing. It's even big enough for two, though you'll probably not catch Waffles and me cohabitating anytime soon. So for now we're switching off so we both get in some quality Neko time.

Don't worry about any structural damage due to huffing, puffing and blowing. The pet house just pops right back up into place.


Assembly is Easy-Peasy
1. Unfold the walls and base
2. Place the sleeping pad inside
3. Attach the roof to the walls with built-in zippers and velcro




Assembly is FUN
Everyone will want in on the action1




But WAIT!  There's MORE!
Check out the Neko Napper Sleeping Bag! This cozy hideaway was definitely designed for us kitties that love to burrow. The opening is reinforced to stand up for easy entry from the outside and stealth surveillance from the inside.

Crinkly paper is sandwiched between the cushy fleece and soft fur. It's like having an endless supply of tissue paper to play with 24/7. 


We're completely thrilled with both the pet house and the sleeping bag. They're comfy, cozy and definitely living up to their name. Zzzzzz....


It's a NEKO NAPPER GIVEAWAY!
Thanks to the cat lovers at NekoChan, we're giving away a Neko Napper Pet House AND a Sleeping Bag! The first lucky reader drawn will win a pet house and the second will win a sleeping bag. Shipping is restricted to the US, but we've opened up the giveaway worldwide so our Canadian & overseas friends may gift their prize to a US friend or shelter if they win. 

a Rafflecopter giveaway
We received our Neko Nappers at no charge from NekoChan. We also received a fee to cover the time it takes to take photos, create the blog post and administer the giveaway. Receiving the free product and the fee did not influence our article or anything we say.  All sponsored posts on GLOGIRLY will always reflect our honest opinions.

Monday, September 22, 2014

Lost In Space

WAFFLES:  Ground Control to Major Boss. Come in, Boss. Over.

KATIE:  Waffles, I'M Ground Control. YOU'RE the one in the space pod, remember?



 WAFFLES:  You forgot to say over. Over.



KATIE:  Whatever. Over.



WAFFLES:  C'mon, Boss. Don't you want to play Astronaut? Over?

KATIE:  Fine. Ground Control to Waffles. You are a GO for takeoff. See you in the spring.

WAFFLES:  Boss! You forgot to say OVER. Over.  

KATIE:  *radio silence*

WAFFLES:  Boss?


Sunday, September 21, 2014

Do-Over Dinner

WAFFLES:  Hey, Boss? What's a do-over?

KATIE:  What do you mean, what's a do-over?

WAFFLES:  I mean what's a do-over? Glogirly & Gloman had an anniversary dinner do-over last night. 

KATIE:  Oh, you mean THAT kind of do-over.

WAFFLES:  Bo-ss! 

KATIE:  Settle down, Waffles. A do-over is just something you do over again when things didn't work out how you planned the first time. Their wedding anniversary (MY Gotcha Day) happened while they were on vacation. When they had abandoned us with that... that cat sitter. 

WAFFLES:  Oh yeah.

KATIE:  Well they ended up canceling most of their vacation because there was a winter weather advisory in Glacier Park and the roads were closing. 

WAFFLES:  And Gloman was wearing shorts and sandals.

KATIE:  Gloman wears shorts and sandals when it's below zero here, so that's nothing new. But the whole reason they WENT to the park was to SEE the park. They said they can see fog and rain right here at home. So on their anniversary they headed back. They couldn't fine a hotel and ended up driving for 16 hours. They had stale Subway for breakfast, gas station snacks for lunch and Taco Johns for dinner. 



WAFFLES:  Mmmmmm....Potato Oles.

KATIE:  I don't think Potato Oles were what they had planned on for their anniversary dinner. So last night they had a do-over at their favorite restaurant. 

WAFFLES:  So where's the kitty bag? The leftovers? 



KATIE:  Apparently we're going to need a do-over of the do-over.



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