WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Me tree trunks are cold!
KATIE: *rolls eyes* Waffles, don't you mean Shiver Me Timbers??? And by the way, you're supposed to call me Captain.
WAFFLES: Ok, Captain. Boss. Nice beard. It looks like rain. I better go button up our hatches too.
KATIE: Waffles, it's BATTEN DOWN the hatches.
WAFFLES: Uh, Boss? These hatches. Do they have anything to do with chickens? I mean, don't chickens hatch and all?
KATIE: Waffles, only YOU would turn Meow Like a Pirate Day into a discussion about chickens.
WAFFLES: Pirates have to eat too, you know. Wasn't the Colonel a pirate?
KATIE: No. Colonel Sanders was NOT a pirate.
WAFFLES: That's too bad. The pirates would have LOVED extra-crispy.
KATIE: *shakes head* Blimey.