WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Wanna get married? I got you a crown and everything on account of you don't really like to wear rings and stuff.
KATIE: Waffles, I'm not exactly the marrying type. Besides, Gabe and Justina (Glogirly's stepson & fiancé) are the only ones getting married this week.
WAFFLES: Well what about next week?
KATIE: Waffles, you don't know the first thing about marriage.
WAFFLES: Um, yeah I do. I know that girls like diamonds and stuff. And chicken.
KATIE: *heavy sigh*
WAFFLES: So aren't you going to look at my crown?
KATIE: I thought you said it was MY crown.
WAFFLES: So do you like it? It's genuine diamonds. I got it with my allowance.
KATIE: Waffles, you don't get an allowance.
KATIE: And these aren't diamonds.
WAFFLES: Wow, what a rip-off! I paid a whole quarter for it.
KATIE: I TOLD you you don't know anything about marriage.
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