Tuesday, June 3, 2014

National Cat Enquirer Exclusive: CAUGHT!


Minneapolis, MN
June 3, 2014

Breaking news out of Minnesota today. Two cats were caught on camera in a secret rendezvous at a Minneapolis Townhome just hours ago. Although their identities have not yet been confirmed, it is rumored they are Katie & Waffles, the tuxedo and orange tabby of the GLOGIRLY cat blog.

The anonymous photographer that captured these incriminating photographs described the scene: "I entered the darkened bedroom to find a completely disheveled bed. It was king size. The two cats were just laying there, completely exposed, on adjoining pillows. They appeared to be sleeping, so I slipped away to retrieve my camera."



"When I returned, the two cats had awakened. I turned on the lights and fired my camera again and again and again. I couldn't believe it. I've heard the stories. These cats are supposed to be rivals, enemies even. Not bedfellows. They just looked at me. It was creepy."

National Cat Enquirer contacted the real Katie and Waffles for comment. Katie has not yet returned our calls. Waffles quickly responded, "Um."


The photographer, obviously shaken, went on to explain, "All of a sudden the black and white one sat up. She was glaring at me. I was lucky to get out of there alive." 

We'll be continuing to follow this story as details develop and the identities of the two cats can be verified.  


44 comments:

  1. See, I told you she missed you while you were at BlogPaws, Waffles ;)

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  2. Oh my! The times they are a changing!

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  3. We say it's PHOTOSHOP, Katie! You would NEVER allow this to happen, would you?

    Katie?

    Waffles?

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  4. The "anonymous photographer" may need to enter the witness protection program ;)

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  5. Good thing there's two pillows. I bet Waff could take up one and a half pretty easily!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  6. YEAH! I claim Photoshop too! How else could this be possible????

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  7. OMC, i knew it! Nobody can resist da gingers!

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  8. What? This can't be possible!!!! From the look on Katie's face, we would run too!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  9. It's like I've entered the twilight zone!

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  10. Oh my goodness! Shocking! I.. I have to look away, hands over my eyes! ..and then peek between my fingers. Wow!

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  11. Meez knows meez missed sumfin' sumwhere cuz meez finks dis is wunnewful news. ☺

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses

    Dezi

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  12. It's those comfy pillows...they're hard to resist.

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  13. Shocking!
    Could all that smacky paws have been a smoke screen?
    Was there nip involved?

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  14. I know you had a soft spot in there for Waffles, Katie!

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  15. Great photos!...We always suspected you two were secret buddies!!MOL...Have a fun week, sweeties...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

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  16. *GASP* Katie! How could you let yourself be seen like this!!??
    Well....they have no proof it was even you! Impersonators, thats what I say!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  17. Oh My Cod - Katie - what were you thinking?? I suspect that you were innocently sleeping and waffles invaded your space without your permission

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  18. it has to be mistaken identity - no WAY!!!

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  19. We can just imagine the many green papers these pictures demanded!

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  20. We know you're both going to deny it--just like a pair of politicians!

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  21. MOUSES! That's all I have to say. I'm simply at a loss for words. MOUSES!!!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  22. Totally great laugh for the morning! Katie, we're sure you have an explanation!

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  23. I smell a made for TV movie coming on!

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  24. This is the most shocking news I've heard! EVER!!!!!
    Cammie!

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  25. It can't be...it just can't be...
    hee hee hee
    'snugglegate'!

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  26. Hehehehehe I bet you were having a snooze while Waffles sneaked on to the bed too,You know Katie He does adore you,xx SPeedy

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  27. HA! Katie..pretending you don't like Waffles..and he's so young..I thought you were a tuxedo kitty not a COUGAR..Shocking indeed!!!!

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  28. What evfur they say never admit anything!
    Hey Katie I really like that little splootch* of white on your back.

    *a small splotch

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  29. Katie you do look very seductive in that last photo!

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  30. You were framed! It has to be body doubles!

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  31. Allie: *scandalized look*
    KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. The SCANDAL! Katie, you're never going to live this down.

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  33. We never thought we'd see the day! But now it's here, we is so happy for both of you.

    Next step...Katie using Waffles as a pillow....un, maybe not!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  34. OMC! Scandalous! I think there’s too much Comfort Zone in the Townhouse.

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  35. I think that Waffles is going to get a whack in the head.

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  36. Oh oh, Katie got caught getting cozy with her orange bedfellow! Now this story in the Enquirer I do believe!

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  37. OMC, what a sight to behold. We are not sure our eyes are not playing tricks on us. We can't wait for the next chapter of this attention-grabbing expose. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  38. Waffles and Katie, what a duo! This post is hilarious and so creative!

    I just wanted to say I'm a new reader and I am in love with your blog, Katie! Your dry wit is very much like my person, Anie's, and I think she would be total BFFs with GloGirl!

    -- Kimchi from Why My Cats Should Be Famous
    ps. Katie, any tips on getting along with the new guy in the house? I'm kinda peeved off that this new chick, Miso, showed up out of nowhere. I'm a sort of shy guy who lets other kitties have their way (I'm super cool like that), but Miso is getting on my nerves and won't play with me when I want her to. Please help me Katie!!

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