Monday, April 21, 2014

What Do the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy & Santa Claws Have in Common???

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss!  Did the Easter Bunny leave you a quarter under your pillow yesterday?

KATIE:  No, Waffles. That's the Tooth Fairy.

WAFFLES:  Whoa! The Easter Bunny left you TEETH? 

KATIE:  No, Waffles. The Easter Bunny brings eggs and the Tooth–

WAFFLES:  You got EGGS under your pillow??? That must've been messy.




KATIE:  You've GOT to be kidding. 

WAFFLES:  So what about Santa Claws. Does he ride with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy? Who drives?




KATIE:  I am SO out of here.




WAFFLES:  Sheesh, this holiday stuff is confusing. At least I'm clear on the Great Leper Can.



32 comments:

  1. Waffles, I think you just gave my human a headache!!

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  2. I'm just waiting until he asks wherre babies come from....
    ~Vicat

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  3. Don't worry about the holly-daze Waffles, just as long as the treats keep rollin in!

    Happy Mancat Monday!
    >>smooches<<

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  4. But it's easy, Waffles : Santa works hard during Chrissymouse and then falls asleep. The bells go to Roma and bring eggs back with them. The bells wake up Santa, he can have a good breakfast and kids can wait until next Chrissymousse eating yummy eggs. St Paddy snoopervize that Spring (North) or Autumn (South) is ready and that there is enough grass (or sheets) on the ground so that eggs do not break themselves during the distribution. The Easter Bunny spread eggs everywhere in the world as do Santa for gifts. As eggs are made of chocolate (often), it's a risk for kid's teeth. That's the reason why the Tooth Fairy is on duty 24/7 for kids up to 15 years old (no, Granny, not for you !). With the Tooth Fairy's money, kids buy milk and carrots for Rudolph and co to thank you for helping Santa on Chrissymouse. Easy, no ? Purrs

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  5. ..I think something got scrambled between a pair of orange ears..
    Katie, I don't blame you for leaving! MOL!

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  6. You'll get it figured out one day Waffles!

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  7. Waffles, I think you say stuff just to get Katies goat!! You both are funny

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  8. Oh Waffles!!! You're giving us ALL a headache!!!

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  9. LOL!! Awww lovely Waffles!! You're learning fast! Hello gorgeous Katie! Take care
    x

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  10. Hope you's had a happy Easter. You's bof lookin' gawjus. Hav a Pawsum Munday!!

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses :)

    Dezi

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  11. Poor Waffles...all these holidays are so confusing, aren't they?

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  12. we know people who are really like what Waffles pretends to be...

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  13. We think the real question is this: did you get any presents??

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  14. Katie's been patient so far, but I see she's finally given up!

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  15. Waffles you give us a smile every morning!

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  16. Waffles, as long as you get goodies from these sneaky characters, it's all good!

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  17. Waffles..Waffles..Waffles..I think I need to lie down now..

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  18. Zorro from Swiss Cats nailed it Waffles

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  19. How do you manage to keep sane Katie? Waffles must give you brain freeze.

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  20. MOL! We can't keep the holidays straight either, Waffles. All we know is that we always get treats and toys - that's the most important part!

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  21. MOL! Waffles, sometimes we thinks you is messing with Katie.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  22. Waff, if your humans are like mine, holidays are just days where the peeps are too busy to play with us and are too cheap to buy us anything.

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  23. Don't worry Waffles, we all get a little confused about these things sometimes. Just sit back and enjoy the presents as they come without worrying about who brought 'em.

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  24. I just love the wide eyed looks on Waffle's face. :-)

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  25. Faraday: You forgotz Hannukah Harry!

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  26. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Katie….well, and poor Waffles.

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  27. Hope Santa Bunny Fairy brought you all some excellent treats. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuletta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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